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Bonggo
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 6 Jun 2006 20:13:55 GMT Report for Abuse
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Pardon me Guru, I know not the contents of the song. Perhaps I should refer to my elders. Heard this song when I was small.
Permit me to take your leave.
P.S.
Did you notice Abu above? |
tamilcanuck
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 6 Jun 2006 20:17:00 GMT Report for Abuse
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Leave granted!!
i saw Abu!. maybe he saw me and said to himself
pavikal sellum iddam ellam pallamum thittiyum and left! |
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| Chaps, we have reached the magic mark of 700 in the test match lets make it for the 800 without losing many wickets. I guess lets give our ladies more batting to whack all over the park as there are no pitch alarms in the near future. So a prospect of a world record of 1,000 runs is not too far away if we carefully bat! |
shanika
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Dear Bonggo, Lula, DR. A, Mimsie, Ananda95 , TC, Prince, Radaw, Ruwanie and Kamini, and future and past memebers of the team and ashram, (did I miss anyone? sorry, not intentional-I am practising saying these names for my next academy and grammy awards....., so please bear with me) , and ah yes, how can i forget, ruwani's husband Suresh,
Celebrating our score of 700.......
An official from a remote rural area in Bihar was
transferred to Mumbai. He reported for
duty two days after the actual date of joining.
consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing
. . .
Deer sur,
If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I
big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.
This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I
wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the
following reajon, too much time lost in getting
slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. I
tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still
the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I
putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go
to the lady clerk.
At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long
time and finally with great difficulty she gave a
birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the station master
also because he was phully responsible for getting
birth of my sun. Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult
experiment in my hole life.
I hope you will look into explain my hole story after,
and late me joint first. I am now ending this fastly.
I am a waiter for your responsement.
May God blast you!'
Yours awfully,
RAMKHILAWAN YADAV |
Bonggo
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7 Jun 2006 04:58:43 GMT Report for Abuse
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Good Morning Caps,
Mr. Yadav's later was very phuny. Tenkewberimus.
Here is one Sardarji joke that is hard to get from a site:
A woman had many boy friends, one of them was our man Sardarji. One day Sardarji was enjoying life with her at her place when another boyfriend knocked the door. Panicking, the woman asked Sardar to hide in the ceiling.
When the woman was enjoying life with the second boyfriend, Lo and behold the husband knocked the door. Now the second guys hides under the bed.
Now the hubby is having a bliss but the woman could not concentrate because of the two guys. She tried to break hubby?s concentration too:
Woman: dear, we have so many expenses. Children?s school fees etc.
Hubby: Don?t worry darling, the One who is up there, He will take care of everything.
Woman: I received the credit card statement today. We have to cut our expenses.
Hubby: Don?t worry darling, the One who is up there, He will take care of everything.
Woman: And oh, the house rental is coming up too. What are we going to do?
Hubby: Don?t worry darling, the One who is up there, He will take care of everything.
Sardarji hiding in the ceiling got annoyed by the husbands comments. He put his head out and said:
'Arey be wakuf, why only me? Guy under the bed must share the expenses too.'
Edited By - Bonggo - 7 Jun 2006 18:02:10 GMT |
Bonggo
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7 Jun 2006 18:42:06 GMT Report for Abuse
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Welcome Aganthukaya.
Our nation is renowned for its 'aganthuka satkara.'
Let me treat you with a Sardarji Joke which was not available on the net until today:
One day, Sardarji was riding a push bike along a motorway and all of a sudden the chain broke. He took it to a side and was trying to repair it unsuccessfully.
A passing by driver in Ferrari saw this and feeling sorry for him offered to help.
'Look Sardarji, I cannot put your bike in my Ferrari. So let me tie it to the back of my car with a rope. I drive you ride. If I go fast you ring the bell so I can slow down.'
There they go, as planned. When the Ferrari goes faster Sardarji will ring the bell and he slows down.
All of a sudden a Lamborghini whizzed past them. When he saw the Lamba the Ferrari driver forgot everything and raced to catch up with him rrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrr vrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmm
Sardarji started to ring the bell creeng creeeng creeeng creeeng creeng cvreeeeng but to no avail. Within seconds they are going at 150 to 200 and a mortified Sardar was ringing the bicycle bell non-stop.
A traffic policeman notices this mayhem and radios to the police post ahead:
A Ferrari and a Lamborghini racing at high speed. Sardarji on a bicycle is trying to overtake the two. STOP THEM! |
tamilcanuck
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7 Jun 2006 18:57:24 GMT Report for Abuse
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Subject: MEN & WOMEN THE DIFFERENCE
Success:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
The Morning:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
Money Management:
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he
wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't
want.
Happiness:
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
Marriage Expectations:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
Marriage Decisions:
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
Both are disappointed.
Marriage and the Future:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Memories:
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry
her.
A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry.
Understanding Women:
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman
- before marriage
and after marriage.
What a Woman Wants:
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way.
The other is to let her have it.
Mistakes:
Any married man should forget his mistakes - it's no use for two
people
remembering the same thing.
Longevity:
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
The Battle:
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
prince
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 7 Jun 2006 19:00:29 GMT Report for Abuse
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| Hi all, good to be back & i see we are going great. lets keep go for the record of 1000. Capithan many thanks for your kind sentiments ... its always reassuring to play under a captain like you who, takes good care of the players. I am hearing all sort of rumours abouth this ashram thing ... need to verify matters will do so & report back ASAP. |
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7 Jun 2006 19:05:25 GMT Report for Abuse
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Guru, thanks a million for manifesting yourself.
A Bihari visited the Ashram in your absense. I treated him as per your teachings of hospitality.
I promise you he will not go to a hospital on his way back. |
tamilcanuck
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7 Jun 2006 19:14:13 GMT Report for Abuse
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Guru shisyan,
good movie!!
Btw thanks for treatment given. the capt was out trying to recruit some gals in another thread but so far no success.
looks like prince isnt very happy with the ashrams way of conducting business. Pls be open with your criticisms so that we can better swindle you and while we do it you wont even notice it. satisfaction guranteed or not money never returned!
diplomacy is to tell the other guy to F*** off but say it in a way that the other guy thinks he got something out of it. |
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