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Bonggo Senior Member
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8 Apr 2006 15:05:26 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hey Tigress How are you? Who is the most romantic here? Fairplay, Tamilcankun, Future King (Prince), SK63, Me or any other?
My guess is you will go for the Prince :)
Hey Tamilcankun, Good ones man. Let me spit out one or two as well.
Did you know that once there was a village girl who married the prince and became princess but found out that not every ruler had 12 inches!
Scene on the first night of Royal Wedding. Princess: my Lord I offer my honour to you. Prince: dear Lady, I honour your offer. Thereafter the whole night he was honour and offer!
Foreign Dignitary to the Japanese Emperor with many wives: Your Highness how often do you have elections? Emperor: evely morning before bleakfast!
For a woman whats the difference between a husband and her pet dog? The dog will always come behind you wagging its tail even after 10 years! |
prince
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9 Apr 2006 10:50:54 GMT Report for Abuse
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Thanakola petho, sukiri batto mage pani waraka mage susano
uba nathi data ane mama paninwa mora kate bak bak gala
Ahala nadda royal kollo baila kiyanwa
wahala thiyenne palu gewal ibe arenawa
ekai dekai thunai kiya pahata ganapang
pahe idan haya wenakan baila kiyapang
pahe idan haya wenakan naila kiyapang
thanakola petho sukiri batto
pani waraka madura mage susano .... |
tamilcanuck Senior Member
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9 Apr 2006 14:38:06 GMT Report for Abuse
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Ennada bonngo!
thanks for that. lets try and add jokes/baila to this thread so everyone knows where to go!
let me add a Q to your post above.
''For a woman whats the difference between a husband and her pet dog? The dog will always come behind you wagging its tail even after 10 years!'''
taking this a bit further,
wife is screaming at the front door. the dog is barking at the back door. which door will you open first!!
i not only need an answer but need a VALID reason. I 'll be back in 24 hrs to chk the progress.
(married men have an unfair advantage to answer this Q but hey the world isnt fair!) |
Fairplay Senior Member
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10 Apr 2006 04:50:03 GMT Report for Abuse
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TCK/Bongoo/SK
Gentlemen,
I am sorry that i cannot keep pace with you all due to many official matters.
here is one for the road.
What is the difference between a woman and a guitar???/
HOLD THE TOP AND PLAY THE BOTTOM!
Enjoy the moment.
Romantic Old Man Fairplay |
Bonggo Senior Member
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10 Apr 2006 05:01:06 GMT Report for Abuse
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Well, I have to be mean but it is true. The dog will stop barking once I open the back door!
Nevertheless being the good husband that I am, I will open the back door ha ha ha haaaaa |
Bonggo Senior Member
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10 Apr 2006 05:03:10 GMT Report for Abuse
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Ha ha fairplay :) Is that the difference or similarity
There is a new baila guy in the room.
Kota gawmata baby nona aasa wela//
rosa pata ethi cheetha mang arang demi//
Kasi wasi unothing//
Kota gawmata ... |
prince
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10 Apr 2006 10:24:23 GMT Report for Abuse
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Arapiya, arapiya lusiya dora
malukade, malukade jora mama
susthiya, susthiya pathukara
gannata arapiya lusiya dora ...
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On the subject of marriage...
man usually gets three rings ...
1. enagagment ring
2. wedding ring
3. hamme(ring) |
Bonggo Senior Member
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10 Apr 2006 11:19:55 GMT Report for Abuse
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Continuation of Rings:
Before engagement man gives phone ring.
After marriage man gives hammering.
Then both are suffering! |
prince
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11 Apr 2006 10:35:38 GMT Report for Abuse
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So many kinds of Rings .... LETS CONTINUE THE BAILA SESSION
APE NANDA DORAKODA BAKA BAKA GANNA
OKA THAMAI BAKAMOONA //
APE NANDA DORAKODA BAKA BAKA GANNA
OKA THAMAI BAKA MOONA
PARE YANNATH BAHE //
KELLANGE KARADARE
API HADA HINDA KELLO APATA ADARAI
UDAI DAWAL APATA KELLO MUHANAGAEHENAWA ... |
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