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mimslanka
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 6 Jun 2006 05:56:54 GMT Report for Abuse
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DrRide
Don't take us for a ride; perhaps with only 6 postings to your name, do take a ride in some other thread.
DrAkai
Yeah, Murali should have got all 10 but then it was wise of Mahela to have the old fox Sanath to have a final say without -removed-ing up Murali's excellent bowling figures due to Panesar's pillaring of the ball. Panesar's batting was an excellent feat, in that he pillared the ball like a professional batsman, good looking shots except one slog-shot.
Murali, should be made Captain, purely due to his impending retirement any time around. A chance he would be proud to serve.
And Dearest Shanika
Hope you would have taken some cue from this match and trained your bonikka eyes to all the balls you would get in our own match in this forum.
Love and live - mims |
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 6 Jun 2006 07:40:18 GMT Report for Abuse
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Thosay masala wadey
Ara thosey masala wadey
Sambola tika tika
Sambaru tika tika
Ekata anala kaala balan ?
Thosey masala wadey
Yapaney demalai, dakuney sinhalayai
Ekata indan kanney ?
Thosey masala wadey
The Engglish maaan
Was up to nooo good
Boasted they?ll thrash us in a day or two
The up country maan
In a hell of a spellll
Caused em to meet their Waterloo
Its my maan Mura ohhhh Mura Lee
In Edgebaston he was peralee ?.
Thosay masala wadey
Ara thosay masal wadey |
mimslanka
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6 Jun 2006 08:03:54 GMT Report for Abuse
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Arinda Epa......
Bandaranayakey, Senanayakey;
Bandaranayakey, Senaaanayakey;
Yekata Indang, Adey Yekata Indanggg
Kaala Beluwalu Thosay Masalawaday
Sambaaru Tika Tika, Sambola Khoja Khoja
Sambaaru Tika Tika, Sambooola Khoja Khojaaaa
Yekata Indang, Adey Yekata Indanggggg
Kaala Beluwalu Thosay Masalawaday
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Thaaraaley Thaara Podudaa
Thaaraaley Thaara Podudaa
Thaaraaley Thaara Podu, Maha Paarey Thaara Podu
Thaaraaley Thaara Podudaa
Arinda Epaaaaa
Edited By - mimslanka - 6 Jun 2006 08:05:45 GMT |
LuLa
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6 Jun 2006 08:06:58 GMT Report for Abuse
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Men are better friends
Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment overnight.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.
Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment overnight.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends: 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them!
Conclusion:
Men are better friends |
LuLa
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6 Jun 2006 08:16:06 GMT Report for Abuse
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10 stupid questions people usually ask in obvious Situations and some equally stupid answers:-
1.At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/friends
Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.
2.In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again or should i try this time.'
3.At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you?
4.At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the 'blah blah blah' dish good
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement.We occasionaly also spit in it.
5.At a family get-together.When some distant aunt meets you after years Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6.When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7.When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win.What do you think?
8.When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.
10.You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
Answer:-No, it's a miracle ............it was a chalk and now it's in flames! |
shanika
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 6 Jun 2006 08:16:55 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hi all,
It's sad to see that Fairplay has decided to take a leave of absence-hope he drops by now and then.
so let us welcome Kamani to the Team!! and Let us also welcome Mimsie (post-ICU) back into the team. And also glad that Ruwani has secured her handbag again. How come radaw missed that event???
Don Bonggo , TC and Prince ,
on grounds of gender discrimination, I will have to object to an all male fraternity. I hope you guys will take steps to include the gals soon. Btw, Don Bonggo and prince's 'kind words' of the Captian have not gone unnoticed. In return, I will make sure that even if you don't field/bat well, your position in the team is assured forver ( as I said, have to do things Sri Lankan style)
and TC,
Too bad that your 'wink' is not working with the thalathel sisters-I hate to break this to you, but the chances of it working with the polthel sisters can be equally slim. so we might have to look elsehwere now for others who will do the job. i.e : charm the girls in to the team. I suggest ML (he can lure Kumari) and Don bonggo for the job (I haven't seen any proof for Bonggo's capabilities in this-I am just hoping that he can put some of his creativity into good use).
Edited By - shanika - 6 Jun 2006 08:35:18 GMT |
Bonggo
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6 Jun 2006 08:41:02 GMT Report for Abuse
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My dearest Captain,
I wnted to say something to Tamilcankun regarding luring girls. Well, our policy is that we do not lure but they will stumble upon this, just like your esteemed self, kamani and ruwani did :)
No no this is not a male fraternity, what gave you that impression? We, the Ashramites (members of this forum) led by His Eminence Tamilccankun the Mahaguru have ensured that. Gender is not even a consideration, for instance, your ascension to captaincy. It was purely on merit. |
shanika
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6 Jun 2006 08:53:37 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo,
Point Taken-but since the majority of girls haven't stumbled upon this thread so far, what are the chances that they will do so in the future?
so the ashram is not a male fraternity after all .... well, I am relived, I was dreading that I will have to ask Radaw to conduct one of his famed 'investigations' about it.
Btw, do you think that though he's discharged from ICU Mimsie is still suffering from concussion? I am just concerned.
Edited By - shanika - 6 Jun 2006 08:55:20 GMT |
mimslanka
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6 Jun 2006 08:57:28 GMT Report for Abuse
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Shanika
Don Bongo has let the 'luring' works to his Mum. Now don't spoil him. The moment he does the 'luring', we all will have to lure him to this forum. He is now a free-bee without a buzz, lest he buzz his bizz here would fizz. |
mimslanka
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6 Jun 2006 09:11:42 GMT Report for Abuse
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Dear Shani
Yes, had some concussion soon-after, but now I am in an utter confusion due to Radaw's defection. His negation on reporting are all concoctions based on assumptions and wrong interpretations.
And by the way, only ladies can lure ladies to this forum considering their professionalism in gossip and hearsay. Tempt them dear, tempt. As temptations of a lady in all its sweetness is a fortune foretold by forefathers with ferocious frivolity's. |
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