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Bonggo
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 28 May 2006 06:36:11 GMT Report for Abuse
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| Radaw: it is the same as pissu peekudu and pissu daouble. It happens to a pissu hatana. |
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| Radaw: it is the same as pissu peekudu and pissu double. It happens to a pissu hatana. |
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 28 May 2006 09:05:12 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo,
yes, the wind certainly seems to be blowing in the right direction :-) No, 'quotable quotes' was not mine. let's just say and I am creative in cut and paste :-)
speaking of which :
Not too long ago, a large seminar was held for ministers and
Reverends in training. Among the facilitators were many well-known motivational speakers.
One such speaker boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the
Entire crowd's attention, said,
'The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who
wasn't my wife!'
The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying,
'That woman was my mother!' The crowd burst into laughter and he gave
his speech, which was well received.
About a week later, one of the ministers who had attended the seminar
decided to use that joke in his sermon. As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him. Getting to the
microphone he said loudly, 'The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!'
His congregation sat shocked, murmuring.
After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second
Half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out '...and I can't remember who she was!'
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste.
Edited By - shanika - 28 May 2006 09:09:28 GMT |
Bonggo
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28 May 2006 10:01:13 GMT Report for Abuse
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Shani ha ha ha haaa thats very true :)
It will be the mother of all mistakes!
Talking of mothers, let us pray our motherland wins the second test.
Are you a mother? |
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28 May 2006 11:01:22 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo,
yes, hope the 'boys' do good. When I come to this thread, I feel a bit of the cricket fever that is going around, which also reminds me of back home :-) .
the answer to your question is -'no'. |
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28 May 2006 12:44:50 GMT Report for Abuse
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SARDAR'S MEDICAL SCHOOL ENTRY EXAM
Once upon a time, a sardar applied to a medical school - needless to say he never made it - you know why ????
These are the answers he gave:
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u
Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cortisone - area around local court
Cyst - short for sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Enema - not a friend
False Labor - pretending to work
Genes - blue denim
Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile
Hernia - she is close by
Hymen - greeting to several males
Impotent - distinguished / well-known
Labor Pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without feet
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Menopause - I no wait
Microbes - small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse - grain
Pus - small cat
Red Blood Count - Dracula
Rupture - Ecstasy
Secretion - hiding anything
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Suture - Gujrati for 'what do you want'
Tablet - small table
Tumor - extra pair
Ultrasound - radical noise
Urine - opposite of you're out
Varicose - very close
Vas Deferens - extremely different
Vein - at what time?
Vitreous Humor - both witty & funn
Pretty smart huh?
Edited By - LuLa - 28 May 2006 12:50:40 GMT |
DrAkai
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 28 May 2006 12:51:46 GMT Report for Abuse
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Ladies and chaps,
We are well on our way to reach 500 N.O. breaking records I guess and here's another simpler;
In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? Think...........try it Yes you can................
The other 9 fish are c****r****y****i****n****g.................
If you have free time to mess around here is a website;
http://www.ananmanan.com
Edited By - DrAkai - 28 May 2006 14:04:49 GMT |
mimslanka
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 28 May 2006 15:05:45 GMT Report for Abuse
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Kewaaneyda.....hmmmm some pride for us; Murali taking his 15th. 10 wkt haul in a test.
Biwwaneyda wada-kaha sudiya! |
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28 May 2006 16:26:54 GMT Report for Abuse
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Mimsie,
I blame the bloody stupid throwing away batsmen for this mere defeat. It should have been victory by 15 runs had we 160 set for the English. Why the hell is these idiots cannot bat for a decent score. Do they depend on Murali to run an entire innings out for 70 runs.
These idiots must be sent to Parliament to sit and preach the idiots of pseudo-peace for Lanka!!
Have a great day mate. |
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| Well, matches cant be won by making 141 runs in the first innings. At least my man Vandort scored a century. We were definetely 100 -125 runs short. I strongly feel that Sanath should be brought in for the 3rd test (maybe he will perform maybe he wont - but his experience counts)to partner vandort, Upul Tharanga onedown & also give Zoysa a try. We can drop Thilan & Nuwan K. Well done Murali, I wonder what we are going to do the day you retire from playing cricket. Maybe after the worldcup he should be played only in the tests. |
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