WARNING : this might not as creative and versatile as the round of 'songs' going on now...... :-)
1. The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop
until you get into the office.
2. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate it.
3. We must believe in luck. For how else can we
explain the success of those we don't like?
4. It's amazing that the amount of news that happens
in the world everyday always just exactly fits the
5. It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.
6. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the
transition that's troublesome.
7. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is in trouble again.
8. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
9. It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider
it creative problem solving.
10. Behind every successful woman, is a man who is
11. Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't
know where to shop.
12 Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then
again, neither does milk.
13 Most people are only alive because it is illegal
to shoot them.
14 Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
15 Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
16. The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action
Edited By - shanika - 28 May 2006 09:21:15 GMT