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LuLa
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 26 May 2006 18:26:20 GMT Report for Abuse
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I didn't know!
A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, 'Hello,
could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!'
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says, 'Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too.'
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, 'Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, 'Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us.'
A minute later the boy is still praying; 'Thank you Lord for your kindness.' Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.
The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, 'I didn't know you were so religious.'
The boy replies, 'I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!' |
DrAkai
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 26 May 2006 19:45:54 GMT Report for Abuse
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Now here's some fun for the stargazers;
Horoscope Test...
If you are honest this tells the truth - it's pretty good
Write your answers on a piece of paper. No cheating !!
The answers are at the bottom of this page.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite intimacy.
2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same intimacy as yours.
7. Your favourite number?
8. Do you like Sydney or Brisbane more?
9. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat)
Answers
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - you are conservative and aggressive. Green - your soul is relaxed and you are laid back Blue - you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love to give in friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last long and the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you chose..... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
8. If you chose: Sydney: You like adventure. Brisbane: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next birthday! |
DrAkai
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26 May 2006 19:48:22 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hello Chaps,
Btw, it was something I received in my mail, I do get some interesting mails of this kind, but I always forget to do the final request they mention. So may be thats why I am not changing :-) |
Fairplay
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 26 May 2006 23:06:55 GMT Report for Abuse
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Mapillai Bongoo,
Poohvohmaaa Ponnu ulagam
Poologam engengum
Mimslanka,
You are great.
I have the noose around my neck!!
Shanika,
Learning comes in many ways. I will remember your corporate lessons. Ofcourse I am memorising Psalm 129.
Devulava deviyaney
Mage deww swaminey
Lankawata mokatha mehh unney
Gehanunnnta mokatha mehh unney
Gehanu pirimi wenna hathanney |
Bonggo
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27 May 2006 04:44:17 GMT Report for Abuse
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Good morning all of you form Edgebaston. Our guys are learning some corportae lessons, now will thye be abale to utilise it in the second innigs, let us hope for the best!
Biwwa neda wada kaha sudiya//
Ruwani, dont write to the President, join the bajaw:
Lulagey aley gey meda saaley
Api dennagey aley gedara kussiye mulley |
mimslanka
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 27 May 2006 05:38:25 GMT Report for Abuse
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Mithrawaruni, Mithriyani
Cricket: Our guys should get a lead of 350 and the Englishman the last day to make a match of it, else sorry.com thamay.
Prayer: O Lord... you helped a bit at Lords, please I beg, send some rain this time around too, I promise to return and make you happy in the last test, please dont test us. O'Lord, dont you like to see Murali spinning again.
...Deyyanta Jayawewa...papparappapaaaaaapa...papparappapaaaaaapa |
Bonggo
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27 May 2006 07:14:31 GMT Report for Abuse
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Mimsie: Dont worry if we had a lead of 25 we can win.
You know our team is great. Only in the Sri Lankan team you will find a Buddhist, Catholic, Anglican, Hindu, Muslim, Sinhalese, Tamil, Burgher, Malay, Mixed race and all in one great achcharu! They all play together for one great team.
Do you find any other team with this type of composition man?
Our team is great! |
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27 May 2006 07:57:03 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bongs... yeah, a great team, great taste, the spice of being a united team....but then the moment a political synonym is added to each individual; achchaaru becomes wadakahasudiya. Our guys should keep thinking Cricket, only Cricket and nothing but Cricket and they shall succeed and bring some lost pride to Sri Lanka.
Btw, 25 runs or 250?...yeah, that should also do for Murali and Malinga to bowl at on the final day. |
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27 May 2006 08:56:01 GMT Report for Abuse
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| Mimsie: 250. I did not want to mention the zero ha ha ha ha |
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27 May 2006 10:21:09 GMT Report for Abuse
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My prayer will be answered; read following statistics:
Only 2 off the last 11 test matches at the Edgbaston have gone the entire distance of 5 days - both involved South Africa and both ended in draws. It looks unlikely that this test match will last all the 5 days, but as the adage goes, Cricket is a funny game and anything is possible! |
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