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 24 May 2006 13:50:59 GMT Report for Abuse
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Dedicated to all the sardar lovers. I know some are old ones but always
worth us a laugh
Sardar: I have?nt slept all night in the train.
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why did?nt you exchnged the birth?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth...
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 second a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Teacher: ?I killed a person? convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is ?you will go to jail?.
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Sardar:?I?ve been promoted as branch manager.?
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It?s already raining.
Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What came first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.
Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave Rs. 11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: ?Give me Rs. 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.!
Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it....
Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said ?I?m 1 year older to you?...........
Sardar said ?Oye no problem Soniye, I?ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar?s wish :when i die, i wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screamin like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern
art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that?s a mirror!
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:? Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: ?I?m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can?t read very fast. |
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24 May 2006 14:08:29 GMT Report for Abuse
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A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. But, he still manages to ask the drunk,
'Are you ready to find our Lord?'
The drunk answers, 'Yes, I am.'
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk,
'Brother have you found the Lord?'
The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't found the Lord.'
The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again but for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again,
'Have you found the Lord, my brother?'
The drunk again answers, 'No, I haven't found the Lord.'
By this time, the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.
When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up.
The preacher asked the drunk again,
'For the love of God, have you found the Lord?'
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
'Are you sure this is where he fell in?' |
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 24 May 2006 14:14:29 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo,
A friend emailed it to me-have no idea from where they originally found it though :-)
I too am trying to figure out which way does the wind blow in sri lanka :-) :-) and for the record, I am also of sound mind :-)
Edited By - shanika - 24 May 2006 14:17:55 GMT |
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24 May 2006 14:16:23 GMT Report for Abuse
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Ruwani,
How are you?
And I am doing good. So are Akka and Aiyya. Thanks for asking. :-)
Edited By - shanika - 24 May 2006 14:22:41 GMT |
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 24 May 2006 14:35:14 GMT Report for Abuse
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So are Akka and Aiyya.
Shanika,
Dear don't tell me you call 'him' ayya? |
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| Please, this thread is reserved only for fun and humor, not for dirty minds. |
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24 May 2006 14:47:38 GMT Report for Abuse
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Please, this thread is reserved only for fun and humor, not for dirty minds.
GREAT! then I trust you wont be Pimping in this thread at least.
you can have them just for a hundred US dollars, they will do anything and everything.
How many do you want?
By the way, please do not pick the 'watti amma' type one from Vanathamulla, it has a foul mouth.
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I request again, please, please,Please, this thread is reserved only for fun and enjoyment, no politics, no racisim, no foul mouthed watti ammas, no low lifes, and no dirty minds, please keep them in the other threads.
Kollo warella, Kello warella,
Meka Bonggo aiyyagey bajaw daana kamarey
Ging gang guli guli guli wachcha
ging gang go ging gang gang go
Hey..lallai..lillai...lallailillila....
Hai hai hippi hai
singing hai hai hippi hippi hai
singing hai hai hippi hai hai
singing hai hai hippi hippi hai
Glory....Glory....Allelluia.....
Glory....Glory....Alleluia....
Let's...Hang...all...the...dirty...minds...on..the...Kadjuboolang tree.
let's...Hang..all..the..Watti...ammas..on..the..Kadjuboolang tree..
as..we..the...Saints...go..marching..along...
Edited By - LuLa - 24 May 2006 16:54:45 GMT |
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 24 May 2006 18:22:47 GMT Report for Abuse
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JAYAWEWA !
MEY Api siyallangema bajaw dana kamare //
mey kamare ploitics nahe, wali kachal nahe
Jollyma Witharai ...
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Dear All,
Again, a very humble request please dont bring in politics, racism, No insulting each other into this
thread. We have all agreed on it so lets keep it that way.
Only JOLLY. Afterall, where else in the world will you find a Royalist & Thomian agreeing on anything ... but this forum !! We targeted 300 now its passed 400 lets target a year. Must be the longest running thread in this forum.
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