Bonngo,
thanks for bringing it up. i didnt see it. i throughly enjoy you posts. Yes lets keep this going. here is another from my inbox (i put two in the Image sections 3 gals). i have plenty but not all in one day.
lets debate it if anyone has any doubts
Subject: Good Ones
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the
only thing in life!!
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she
gets the more interested he is in her.
* Agatha Christie
Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
* Oscar Wilde
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
* Scottish Proverb
I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
* Sam Kinison
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free.
* Anonymous
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd
be
married too.
* H. L. Mencken
Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for
another thing, they die earlier.
* H. L. Mencken
'A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.'
* U2
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
She said, 'Somewhere I have never been!'
I told her, 'How about the kitchen?'
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed wife and
started back toward his car when his attention was diverted by another
man kneeling at a nearby grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,
'Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?'
The first man approached him and said, 'Sir, I don't wish to interfere
with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've
ever seen before.
For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?'
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, 'My wife's
first husband.'
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much,
fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled 'It really works!'
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
nothing to wonder. mine coming up later this yr!!
Edited By - tamilcanuck - 30 Mar 2006 17:01:50 GM |
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