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Kulakottan
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 23 May 2006 05:48:15 GMT Report for Abuse
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Mimslanka,
Thats a good one!
You made my day and inspired me to give one about honeymoon:
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.
They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mum was a bit worried about how their intimacy life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital intimacy felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but:
'Nescafe'!
Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar.
It said:
'Good till the last drop.'
Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read:
'Rothmans'
Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack:
'Extra Long. King Size'
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mum waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words
'South African Airways'
Mum took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.
The ad said:
'Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways.'
Mum fainted!
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 23 May 2006 06:05:29 GMT Report for Abuse
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Kula...read the following grief for a change...
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed
mother and started back toward his car when his attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept
repeating, 'Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?
Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?'
The first man approached him and said, 'Sir, I don't wish to
interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of
pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn
so deeply? A child? A parent?'
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied...
'My wife's first husband.' |
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23 May 2006 06:09:05 GMT Report for Abuse
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And Bongo...never lie to your wife mannnnn!
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her
husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation...
(She is speaking in a cheery voice)
'Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's
wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye.'
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, 'Who was that?'
'Oh' she replies, 'That was my husband telling me all about
the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you.'
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Kulakottan
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23 May 2006 06:20:07 GMT Report for Abuse
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Mims,
What are you talking???
Does anyone of us lie to our wives??
never! ever!!
Edited By - Kulakottan - 23 May 2006 06:20:31 GMT |
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 23 May 2006 06:20:39 GMT Report for Abuse
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Santa Singh?s elderst son Panta Singh was a graduate from the Punjab university but he never worked at one place for more than 3 months.
When he was filling out a job application, he came to the question, ?Have you ever been arrested? He answered ?No?.
The next question, intended for people who had answered the previous question was ?Why?? Panta Singh answered it anyway: ?Never got caught.?
Employer to Panta Singh: 'In this job we need someone who is responsible?.
Panta Singh replied, ?I?m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.?
Panta Singh was being interviewed for admission to a prominent blue chip company. ?Tell me inquired the interviewer ?where do you expect to be ten years from now??
Well let?s see, replied Panta Singh, ?it?s 4:30 Wednesday afternoon. I guess I?ll be on the club by now.
Several weeks after Panta Singh had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager?s office.
?What is the meaning of this?? the manager asked. ?When you applied for the job, you told us you had 5 years? experience. Now we discover this is the first job you?ve ever had.?
?Well?, said Panta Singh ?in your ad you said you wanted somebody with imagination.? |
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23 May 2006 06:49:36 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hi Lula,
You have been missing for a while.
Are you very busy with your work?
Nice to have you back.
Kula |
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23 May 2006 07:06:16 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hi Kula,
Yeah, a little busy these days, had some fun with Mucha this morning.
Enjoyed your jokes, good ones.
Take care,
Lula |
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23 May 2006 07:29:40 GMT Report for Abuse
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Well...Kula-the-cot ....baby..ha...ha...ha
If you have not lied to your wife, even once in your life time, you are not worth being a husband. Else simply say...'darling, that was a nice tasty coffee' when it was not... or 'darling, hell of a night, wasn't it?' when it was actually a crippled morning. Remember, 'bus eka pamaa wuna, ekai mama parak wuney' baila song. The more you lie, the more you merry and and and at last you would be in a muddy...then lie again to meddle the muddy and get in to more trouble....thats the way life goes mate. These wife(ly)thing would forgive anything except you start dating another and when they start dating another, its another story.
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23 May 2006 09:25:25 GMT Report for Abuse
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Mims,
TO our wives:
Truth; nothing but the truth.
paricularly when it comes to other women.
ha!!ha!!ha!!
Edited By - Kulakottan - 23 May 2006 09:26:28 GMT |
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This honeymoon stories reminded me of an 80-year-old Sardarji who married a 20-year-old girl. After 5 years the girl got pregnant and sardarji informed the doctor about it.
Doctor: Sardarji it is impossible, you cannot make a woman pregnant at this age.
Sardarji: Believe me she is.
Doctor: I do not believe it.
Sardarji: No no she is pregnant I am confident of myself.
Doctor: Let me tell you a story. One day a man walking in the jungle with his umbrella. A ferocious lion attacked him and the man shot the lion with the umbrella and the lion died.
Sardarji: How how can he shoot a lion with an umbrella?
Doctor: Believe me, he did.
Sardarji: No no I do not believe it. May by some one else shot the lion.
Doctor: Exactly, this is what I wanted to say. It was someone else's shot! |
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