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yes good idea taking Suresh to this eye doctor.

He says since there is only 1 reasonably looking eelamist woman to every 100000 pretty sinhalese women,

when he used to play cricket he used to at times open batting for his club

because of the above statement i thought his eye sight might be bad!

Rainbow warrior whats going on :)!

A sinhalese man who also happens to be a multimillionaire is married to an eelamist woman

He says since there is only 1 reasonably looking eelamist woman to every 100000 pretty Sinhalese women,

This guy walks into a bar with this really great shirt on. The bartender goes, 'Where'd you get the great shirt mate?' The man replies, 'David Jones.' This 2nd guy walks into the bar with really good pants on and the bartender goes 'Where'd you get the great pants mate?' The man replies, ' David Jones.' This 3rd guy walks into the bar with really great shoes and sock on. The bartender goes, 'Where'd you get the great shoes and socks mate?' The man replies, 'David Jones.' Then this 4th guy runs in naked and the bartender goes, 'Look Who the hell are you mate?' And the naked guy says, 'I'm David Jones!'

Statement of the day!!!
And I might not even try to prove it