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DrAkai
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 20 May 2006 20:35:20 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hello Chaps another weekender,
21st century Imagination
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our boss - Brainless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less |
Kulakottan
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 21 May 2006 01:12:20 GMT Report for Abuse
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Our political leaders - Brainless
Our children's future - Hopeless
Our quest for peace - Endless
You and me - Useless
Edited By - Kulakottan - 21 May 2006 01:14:52 GMT |
Bonggo
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 21 May 2006 04:23:08 GMT Report for Abuse
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No Kula I think you are Marvellous
Dr. Akai Santa Claus
Prince Sedulous
Kamani Fabulous |
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SARDARJI KIDNAPPING A CHILD
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A sardarji was living hand to mouth. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid & hold him for ransome. He went to the playground grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree & said Ive kidnapped you. Sardarji then wrote a note saying ... 'Ive kidnapped your kid tommorrow morning put RS 2 million in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground'
Signed: A Sadarji
Sadarji then pinned the note on the kids shirt & sent him to show it to his parents.
The next morning the sardarji checked & sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree & the boy was sitting next to the bag. Sardarji opened it & found the 2 million in cash with a note saying ....
'How can a Sardarji do this to a fellow sardarji?? Take the money & PLEASE LEAVE MY SON '
Signed: ANOTHER SARDARJI |
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10th grade
As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called 'best friend'. I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said 'thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said 'thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
Senior year
The day before prom she walked to my locker. 'My date is sick' she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as 'best friends'. So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step! I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she doesn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said 'I had the best time, thanks!' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone
went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, 'you're my best friend, thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
A Few Years Later
Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say 'I do' and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said 'you came!'. She said 'thanks' and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my 'best friend'. At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read:
I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me!
I wish I did too... I thought to my self, and I cried.
i love you
i love you
i love you
i love you
i love u |
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Guys,
Try this:
Pregnant lady on a bus
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, 'Well your Honour, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said,
'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned.!
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick', and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident', I just lost it.'
The Judge Dismissed the Case
Edited By - Kulakottan - 22 May 2006 04:02:01 GMT |
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22 May 2006 04:49:46 GMT Report for Abuse
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Kula, ggod one.
Dr. A. Kailash, very moving.
Where are the guys these days? Still enjoying the weekend? Vimukthi seems to have gone forever.
Here are few more Sardarji jokes to complement the Prince:
One evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way... Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually? Sardarji: 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home. Friend: 'Is it! Then, How did you come to office from home in the morning?' Sardarji: 'I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.
How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways?? He buys the ticket but doesn't travel!
Mr Banta Singh is travelling from Moscow to Turban Pore Capital of Khalistan by Kithe Pacific. Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time. Banta: 'Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who You are?. I can't compete with a world champion' Gary: 'How about if I play left handed?' Banta: Think.. Think.. 'OK!' Banta is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset throughout the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Santa Singh. Banta: Hey! You know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me inspite of him playing left-handed..... Santa: Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! You know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!
One day a Sardarji talking with his friend....... Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend: Is it! Why? Sardarji: We have adopted a Telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
After making a trip of South India, Santa Singh, his wife and his son were returning to Punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's birth. Outraged, Santa Singh called the TT and asked him to help. TT requested that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi so it would be better if Santa Singh explained the whole situation to him in English. Santa Singh explained, 'That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving berth to my child.' |
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23 May 2006 04:24:54 GMT Report for Abuse
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Good morning to you all.
Kula where are the guys? |
Kulakottan
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Hi Bonggo,
Good Morning.
I too was wondering what happened to all the guys.
Was there an explosion in the forum?
Everyone has gone silent since yesterday.
Edited By - Kulakottan - 23 May 2006 05:08:46 GMT |
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Well... Kula, Bongo and Others..... Greetings, just been out on an agro-architectural exhibition which reminds me of the following jokes....
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, & are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned
off: 'A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.'
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, & comments, 'See! That was more than 5 times a month!'
The second bull is to be sold: 'Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.'
Again the wife bugs her husband, 'Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!'
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale: 'And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!'
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, 'That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!'
The husband was pretty irritated by now, & yells back, 'Sure, once a day!....... But ask the auctioneer if they WERE ALL WITH THE SAME COW!'
Edited By - mimslanka - 23 May 2006 05:38:36 GMT |
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