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Bonggo
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 18 May 2006 10:15:11 GMT Report for Abuse
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Ha ha ha no never, only once in my lifetime I answered a call in the toilet and luckily no one else was in the other cubicles.
ahemm hm hm hmmm oh a hard piece that one!
That reminds me of some toilet graffitti:
- Homointimacyuality is a pain in the back
- Life is a intimacyually transmitted disease
- Tresspassers will be persecuted |
shanika
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 18 May 2006 13:40:50 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo: thanks for the update on Percy-good to know he's still around :-)
Kula: good one !
and now from the restroom to the study: a conversation between husband and wife.and there's a computer involved!!
HUSBAND: Hi Dear, I am logged in.
WIFE: Would you like to have some snacks?
HUSBAND: Hard disk full.
WIFE: Have you brought the saree?
HUSBAND: Bad command or file name.
WIFE: But I told you about it in the morning!
HUSBAND: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel.
WIFE: Oh god,! Forget it, where's your salary?
HUSBAND: File in use, read only. try after some time.
WIFE: At least give me your credit card, I can do some
shopping.
HUSBAND: Sharing violation, access denied.
WIFE: I made a mistake in marrying you!
HUSBAND: Data type mismatch.
WIFE: You are useless!
HUSBAND: By default.
WIFE: Who was there with you in the car this morning?
HUSBAND: System unstable. Press ctrl, alt, del to reboot.
WIFE: What is my value in your life?
HUSBAND: Unknown virus detected.
WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?!
HUSBAND: Too many parameters.
WIFE: I will go to my dad's house!
HUSBAND: Program performed illegal operation, it will close.
WIFE: I will leave you forever!
HUSBAND: Close all programs and log out for another user.
WIFE: It's worthless talking to you!
HUSBAND: Shut down the computer.
WIFE: I am going!
HUSBAND: It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Edited By - shanika - 18 May 2006 13:44:09 GMT |
tamilcanuck
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 18 May 2006 18:26:16 GMT Report for Abuse
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Thirumalai,
glad you were able to contribute. I remember a few months back every time you login there used to be songs/poems. i can understand the mood now but if you have any tamil stuff please do contribute here. we are trying to build a collection os Jokes/humour in this thread without any politics.
This is the ONLY thread i read everyday. take care bud and hang in there and be safe. thats all i can say. |
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 19 May 2006 04:59:54 GMT Report for Abuse
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Wife : How much you love me?
Husband : More than Shajahan's love for his wife.
Wife : Then, will you build a Taj Mahal for me if I die?
Husband : O my love, I have already bought the land. Delay is only from your end
Edited By - Kulakottan - 19 May 2006 05:01:00 GMT |
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 19 May 2006 09:53:35 GMT Report for Abuse
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The toilet and the mopping machine....
drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.
'What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!'
'I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.'
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, 'You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!' |
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 19 May 2006 11:44:53 GMT Report for Abuse
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Dear Ayyala,
This is a funny story I read from a old book.
A muslim man married to two women. One was very pretty and slim and the other was fat and need to say ugly too compared to the pretty one. So the fat woman was always worried that the man loves too much to the pretty one and leaving her alone.
So one day when the man was having lunch with the fat woman, she asked the man if they were travelling on a boat and suddenly the boat sinks and who would he save.
The man said 'darling you know how to swim but the slim one does not know how to swim so I have to save her, while you can swim across and come to shore and till you come I'll wait at the shore'
The fat woman realised how much the man loves him :) |
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20 May 2006 04:36:14 GMT Report for Abuse
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Some nice posts from our female members :)
Here are some Sardarji jokes:
Sardarji #1: 'Have you ever read Shakespeare?'
Sardarji #2: 'No, who wrote it?'
One day, Mr. Singh gets a newborn child. So he starts filling the birth certificate. At the same time, a couple who are touring India met him and congratulated him on getting a son. Mr. Singh is very happy. The next day, the couple goes to Delhi. There they find the very same Singh writing the very same form. The puzzled couple approached Mr. Singh and asked him ' Mr. Singh, yesterday, we saw you at Mumbai filling the same certificate, but today you are here?' Mr. Singh replies 'I came here because on the certificate it said: ' WRITE IN CAPITAL.'
The doctor told the sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, the sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. 'What's the problem?' asked the doctor. 'I'm 2400 kms away from my home now.'
One time santa singh go for the interview and is asked to fill the form. On the form there is coloumn for intimacy. santa singh fills in 2 times a day . the steno calls him and aske him that he had mistaken the Q. it is supposed to b male or female so santa singh fills again, not with males, only with females. |
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20 May 2006 13:00:22 GMT Report for Abuse
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One day the King wanted to test the knowledge of his ministers in front of his peasants. So he summoned his ministers to the palace and asked peasants to be present too.
Then the king asked the ministers ' do you think is there an answer without a question in the world?'
The ministers looked bemused and a little boy stood up and said,
'Oh, lord, that is also a question' at this juncture the king was so embarassed at the wit of the little boy. |
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20 May 2006 13:53:10 GMT Report for Abuse
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Talking about Kings,...............
The King was going around the city, incognito, to see how his kingdom functions and whether his subjects are living happily.
He saw a few children playing. One of them had striking features, resembling the King himself. The king was surprised; but guessing what could have happened, he approached the boy and asked him,
Son does your mother work at the palace?
The boy, without hesitation answered,
No sir, my father worked in the palace for a long time, but he is too old and retired now!
Edited By - Kulakottan - 20 May 2006 13:55:14 GMT |
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 20 May 2006 16:29:08 GMT Report for Abuse
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DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN THE DOCTORS WONDER ...
This happened in a hospitals ICU where patients died in the sme bed & all on Sunday Mornings at 11am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors & some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery of why the deaths took place at 11am & that too only on sundays.
So a world-wide expert team was constituted & they decided to go down to the was & se for themselves the reason. So, the next Sunday morning the team of doctors & nurses waited nervously outside the ward some clutching on to Holy scriptures, wooden crosses, rosaries. The clock struck 11 & then .....
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Banta Singhe the part time Sweeper enters the ward & UNPLUGS THE SUPPORT SYSTEM & plugs in the vacumecleaner.
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An American , Japanese & Sardar were sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound ... The American pressed his forearme & the beeping stopped. 'Thats my pager. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm'.
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear, -. When he finished he said ' Thats my mobile I have a microchip in my palm'. Sardar felt inferior & he didnt know what to do to be hightech like the jap or American.
After a while sardar had to go to the toilet. When he returned he didnt realize there was a piece of toilet paper stuck & hanging on his backside. Whats that the others ask ...
Instead of being embarassed Sardarji says ... ' IM GETTING A FAX' !!
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Teacher: WHAT IS THE CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR WATER
SARDAR : HIJKLMNO
Teacher: What are you talking about ???
SARDAR : Why only yesterday you said it is H2O !!
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SArdar Visits a computer shop ...
SALESMAN : This will reduce your work by half
Sardarji : Wow, in that case give me two
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Sardarji : I Lost 800 ruppees on a bet yesterday
friend : how come
Sar : I bet RS500/- on the match shown on TV yesterday
Friend: But thats only Rs500/-
Sar : Yaar, I bet on the highlights too !
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Sardar at regitrar office filling Birth certificate
Sar : Father sikh mother sikh kid chinese
clerk How come kid is chinese if both parents are sikh??
Sar : Newspaper says every fourth person born in this world is chinese. |
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