Wherever you are, enjoy the following:
A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Sardar says, 'I want my 20 lakhs.' The man replied, 'No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks.' The Sardar said, 'Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.' Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks. The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, 'Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!'
Banta: Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can think of...Santa: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents? achievements to each other. Santa singh: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal? Banta singh: Yes, I have. Santa singh: Well, my father dug it. Banta singh: That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea? Santa singh: Yes, I have. Banta singh: Well, my father killed it
Santa singh and Banta singh went to Australia in search of job.santa said, you go east and i'll go west and we shall meet here at the same spot in the evening.so in the evening santa came empty handed and banta came in a beautiful car.how did you get it, asked santa, i was walking along the road a pretty girl invited me to sit in this beautiful car, i did that and she took me deep in the jugle and came out of the car, removed all her clothes and commanded me, take whatever you like.i took the car and came running to you, banta said.at this exclaimed santa, 'you idiot why didn?t you bring the clothes?'.