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 14 Sep 2006 22:39:06 GMT Report for Abuse
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TCK,
Not them two...it started with DEEP SEA fishing.........
Happy hunting
:) :)
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14 Sep 2006 22:55:23 GMT Report for Abuse
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Penn,
Know something about pseudo codes.........Zone is not clear......
BUT the data flow is excelent............
LOL
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 14 Sep 2006 23:01:03 GMT Report for Abuse
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Penn
Thilagam Anna
Have you seen that movie?
Nope just like the song...I have few very old song I like for the verses like 'ninaippathellam nadanthu vittal theivam ethum illai,
devotional my favourite marudha malai maamaniye,nee ellam theivam ellai
some oldies are so good,, nowadays songs hardly stay in my head, but dont like to watch old movies for the make up..
I do like devotional songs,I have plenty of them.
I can understand how you feel about the make ups in those old movies. I am sure your parents would'nt feel that way,because they saw those films in their days like I have done.
For me watching a 1930's motion film actors make up is the same way as you discribe of 60's movies.
Every things has it own process,may be one day your own kids might laugh at 1990's films,who knows.
Do you like Thiyagarjah Bahavathar, Seerhali Govindarajan,Pithukulli Murugadas? |
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14 Sep 2006 23:15:40 GMT Report for Abuse
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Mark.L
Thank you, I will wait for your reply.
Have seen Bonggo?
Bonggo
Well,I am sending this joke for you & Mark .L
to share.
One Friday, there were 3 nuns riding on a mountain road. They were coming around a turn when a semi rammed into them head on killing them instantly. They were coming to the gates of heaven and noticed a sign that said 'Closed for Remodeling'. One nun knocked on the gates and out came St. Peter. He said, 'What are you doing here! No one is supposed to be here! We are closed for the weekend for remodeling!'
The one nun said, 'Well, we're dead and we can't go back.' 'Alright,' said St. Peter. 'What we are going to do is send you back for the weekend as whoever you wish to be and then we'll accept you back into Heaven,' exclaimed St. Peter as he looks at the first nun.
'Okay, who do you want to be?' he asks the nun. 'Well, I thought her life was very interesting especially since she gave her life to God, so I want to be Joan of Arc.' Poof!
The first nun becomes Joan of Arc. 'Okay, You're next,' as her looks at the second nun, 'Who do you want to be?' '! ! Well, I thought her life was very interesting and she died a tragic death, so I want to become Marilyn Monroe,' pronounces the second nun. Poof!
The second nun becomes Marilyn Monroe. 'Okay, who do you want to be?' St. Peter says to the third nun. 'I want to be Alice Kapipelean.' 'Excuse me?!?' confusingly asks St. Peter. 'I want to be Alice Kapipelean!' exclaims the nun. St. Peter replies, 'Pardon me Sister, we have no record of any Alice Kapipelean being on earth,' explains St. Peter.
'There is TOO an Alice Kapipelean and I have proof right HERE!' shouts the nun. St. Peter takes the news article and read it. 'Oh my, Sister. You have misread this article. This article says that the Alaska Pipeline was laid by 500 men in six months.'
Edited By - THILAGAM - 14 Sep 2006 23:18:07 GMT |
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 15 Sep 2006 08:03:47 GMT Report for Abuse
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Thilagam uncle!
Do you know that the mockers and the jokers of godly matters will be condemned to the eternal hell fire.
Holiness without which no body can enter into kingdom of God. (Heaven) |
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Spelling to get into Heaven
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her 'Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you.'
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, 'This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?' 'You have to spell a word,' Saint Peter told her.
'Which word?' the woman asked.
'Love.'
The woman correctly spelled 'Love' and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.
While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. 'I'm surprised to see you,' the woman said. 'How have you been?'
'Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died,' her husband told her. 'I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?'
'You have to spell a word,' the woman told him.
'Which word?' her husband asked.
'Czechoslovakia.'
Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry... There will be Hell to pay later! |
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 15 Sep 2006 12:29:07 GMT Report for Abuse
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Petiyo,
Where have you been? Why are you infrequent these days?
Thilaham Anna,
As you are a sardarji fan, please let me post few more. You may have heard some of the jokes that I have posted but surely you may have not heard some. So, The ones you have not heard are for you. I have not heard most of the items you post:
A Sardar was very keen on doing his Ph.D. He was in search of a subject on which no one did any research before! As he was thinking over it, he found a cockroach on the table in from of him. He decided instantly to do a research on the roach. He picked the roach and put it in the centre of the table and said: 'Run'. The roach ran. He pulled out one leg of the roach, put it again in the centre of the table and said: 'Run'. The roach ran. He pulled one more leg of the roach, put it again in the centre of the table and said: 'Run'. The roach ran. This way the roach tried to run even when it had just one leg. He pulled last leg of the roach, put it again in the centre of the table and said: 'Run'. The roach could not! Our Professor was satisfied with his study and started writing his thesis: 'When you pull out all the legs of a roach, it cannot hear anymore'.
A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, 'What is that shiny object?' The clerk replies, 'That is a thermos flask.' The sardar then asks, 'What does it do?' The clerk responds, 'It Keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.' The sardar says, 'I'll take it!'. The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks, 'What is that shiny object with you?' He said, 'It's a thermos flask.' The boss then says, 'What does it do?' He replies, 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.' The boss said, 'Wow, what do you have in it?' The sardar replies, 'Two cups of coffee and a coke.'
Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a 'around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt. Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, ' Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved.' All of them moved towards the Deck where a japnese came forward and shouted, 'Long live japan' and jumped into the sea. Then an Israeli Jew stepped forward said 'Hellulaja' and dived into the sea. After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Sardarji came forward near the railing and chanted, ' Jo bole-so-nihal, sat sri akaal, wahe guruji da khalsa, wahe guruji di fateh, Jai maa Kali, Jai maa Durga, Jai Hanuman, jai Sri Ram, Jai siva-sankar, Jai baba nanak di, Jai jawan jai kissan '.................... Finally yelled at the top of his voice, 'Bharat mata ki jai', and Kicked the Pakistani standing next to him in the sea. |
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15 Sep 2006 13:25:15 GMT Report for Abuse
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Thambi Petijoe1
You are right about that,so how are things at your end.
Bonggo thambi thinks you are infrequent vistor, may be he is right. Please pop in atleast once a day with some jokes, we will never let you down.
Regadrs
Thilagam Uncle
Thambi All4one
You come out with funny jokes like me, we have something in common, so come out with more of your stuff to keep this thread alive.
Thank you for sending that hot stuff.
Take care
Regards
Thilagam Annan
Thambi Bonggo
I was looking for you, there you are.Thanks for that joke of yours.
I know how to charm you in to this thread, you never give up like me when it comes for jokes especially with your Sardarji stuffs. I think of you every time I see a Sardaji in my neibourhood,thank God they are alive 'cos of you!
So what's cooking at your end?
Keep in touch.
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 15 Sep 2006 13:36:31 GMT Report for Abuse
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Why are you infrequent these days?
yes i have noticed it too. I think Uni has started for her.
shisya,
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15 Sep 2006 14:13:38 GMT Report for Abuse
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Thilaham Anna,
I think of you every time I see a Sardaji in my neibourhood,
My friends too say this, that is when they see a sardarji they remember me.
Guru,
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