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Bonggo
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 15 May 2006 10:15:58 GMT Report for Abuse
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Mims I hope they will not get the rest of us out before lunch.
Hi Shani :)
One day sardarji was opening the innings for India. The bowler was so fast it wizzed past him and sardar could not see it. It happened the second and third time two. When the fourth ball was bowled the vampire shouted 'No ball.'
Sardarrji said 'yes sir, thats what I wanted to say, there is no ball, that guy is just swinging his arms.' |
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 15 May 2006 10:55:11 GMT Report for Abuse
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Well Bongo... Dilshan is going at 54 n.o. and with the other ends support they should get the least 200 lead and just go for a cup of tea and play for time. As you said, a draw would suffice....in that case its a match won by SL.
Hope the Vampires would not raise their fingers just for the heck of it. |
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15 May 2006 11:06:13 GMT Report for Abuse
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While the match is on enjoy some sardarji jokes, if you have not heard them before:
Mr Singh was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column 'SALARY EXPECTED'. He was not sure what to write there. After much thought he wrote: Yes.
Two Singhs got fed up with the Indian Govt and decided to blow up the parliament. They take 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off. One asks the other 'What happens if the bombs blast off now' The other says 'Don't worry. I have a spare bomb in the back seat'
Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, 'Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?' 'Yes, of course,' said the doctor, 'why not!' 'Oh! How nice it would be,' said Banta with joy, 'I have been illiterate for so long.'
Two sardarjis walked toward each other on a country road. One carried a burlap bag over his shoulder. 'Hey Bhai,' first sardarji drawled, 'what's in the bag?' 'Chickens,' was the reply. 'If I guess how many, can I have one?' 'You can have both of them.' The sardarji replied 'OK, Five. |
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 15 May 2006 17:47:56 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hello Chaps,
Good evening to you from the murky UK and a happy Sri Lanka cricket team. What an escape chaps, isn't it a good lesson for our politicians to work together to see a solution to escape from war!!
I am glad that the chaps have stuck to their task and kept foiling the English and must admit they made a big mess of it by dropping dozens of catches. Is it a come back for our chaps? only time will tell. |
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 15 May 2006 18:56:10 GMT Report for Abuse
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*^* HOW TO MAKE LOVE *^*
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town. |
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16 May 2006 04:37:54 GMT Report for Abuse
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Yes yes, make love not war.
If you get in to a common kitchen, seek Dr. Kailash's assistance. If mixing bowl is missing, simply use kailash without the lash. |
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16 May 2006 05:00:18 GMT Report for Abuse
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Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepare for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony.
Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always used his standard response to the first question after winning.
But this time.....
Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and you must be happy!
Inzamam: Bismillah-e-Rehman-e-Rahim!
All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort.
Insha Allah, we all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to REPEAT the same result. |
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 16 May 2006 05:39:03 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hi Tamilcanuck and Bonggo,
Good one.
You two guys are good,
'Chaadike'ththa Moody'
Edited By - Kulakottan - 16 May 2006 05:52:12 GMT |
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16 May 2006 05:58:32 GMT Report for Abuse
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Machangs Kula and Lula, good morning from here.
Talking of cricket our fellows' tail lashed the English mercilessly.
Prince's wishful thinking did not come through though. |
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