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George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, 'I really hate all the stupid jokes people make about me.' Cheney reassured him by saying, 'Jokes can't hurt you. They are just made up by a bunch of stupid people. In fact, most humans are quite stupid. Here, I'll show you what I mean.'

Cheney goes outside and hails a D.C. cab and says to the driver, 'Please take me to 261 M street to see if I'm home, ' said Cheney.

Without a word, the cabbie took them straight to M Street. Cheney then rang the doorbell, came back to the car and said, 'Oh, I guess I'm not there! Take us back to where we started, please.'

The cabbie did what he was told without a word. Cheney leaned over and said to Dubya, 'You get the idea? People are idiots wherever you go! Don't worry about their opinions!'

Bush said, 'Thanks Dick. I feel a lot better.' Then he winked and whispered, 'Hooboy, was he stupid! He picked us up right in front of a phone booth. He should have realized you could have called instead!

Jimmy, a priest and a rabbi were talking one day and during the course of the conversation, Jimmy casually asks the rabbi, 'I know that in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork... but have you really never even tasted it?' The rabbi responded, 'I must tell you the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion.' Jimmy then asks the priest, 'I know that in your religion, you're supposed to be celibate, but...' The priest interjected, 'Yes, I know what you are going to ask, and yes, I have succumbed to temptation once or twice.' The rabbi then asks the priest, 'Better than pork, isn't it?'

Weda dammoth nama thiyanne Pombotu Wayya

2. ML must be a good Hooker.

I hate teetolers, total bloody waste of time. They no joy, no company, very very boring.

I guess you wrote this for me......no offence.