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JRJayawardena
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 9 Sep 2006 22:37:52 GMT Report for Abuse
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Dear Thilagam,
Talking about smoking then you have approached the best man. I drink and smoke like nobody. I like Whiskey to Kassippu and smoking from pot to Havana classics, the only problem the latter cost a fortune.
How about you?
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 9 Sep 2006 23:56:06 GMT Report for Abuse
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Mark Levinsson
Thanks.....NO need.....I don't smoke, or take alcohol in any form...I might come your way sometime next Jan to visit my aunt, if it happens I'll come and listen to your whole story :)
ML
So you are a pure hindu? I am just kidding.
Well, evryone has some form av habit, so you dont smoke and dont take alcohol Healthy guy?
So you will here in the winter? hm..hm.....so bring along fur coats,long johns,winter shoes with you.
well it depends on which part of sweden your aunt livs, you are welcome anyway.
Only to you...I take alcohol leisurely, smoke cigarettes daily basis (Marlborro). NO drugs of any form.
I hate drug takers.
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10 Sep 2006 00:03:04 GMT Report for Abuse
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Dear Thilagam,
Talking about smoking then you have approached the best man. I drink and smoke like nobody. I like Whiskey to Kassippu and smoking from pot to Havana classics, the only problem the latter cost a fortune.
How about you?
JRJ
JRJ, yes I take whiskey or beer during week ends, smoke cigarettes on daily basis, but NO DRUGS in any form and
No kassippu.
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10 Sep 2006 02:38:48 GMT Report for Abuse
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Thilagam anna,
So you are a pure hindu? I am just kidding.
Sorry, I am not a hindu, pure or otherwise......I am an aetheist....
Well, evryone has some form av habit,
Well....my AV habits are related purely to AV equipment....
Oh Talking about Aetheists..here is story for you..
The Aetheist
An aetheist was taking a walk through the woods. 'What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!' he said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.
He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up
but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Aetheist cried out: 'Oh my God!...' Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky:
'You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't
exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?
Am I to count you as a believer?'
The aetheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical
of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps
could you make the BEAR a Christian?'
'Very well,' said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:
'Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord Amen.'
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10 Sep 2006 03:15:40 GMT Report for Abuse
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Quote for the day,
One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one.
-Agatha Christie
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 10 Sep 2006 04:49:33 GMT Report for Abuse
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Good morning, Folks!
Quote of the day:
Diplomats start war, slodiers end them.
Someone
Edited By - Bonggo - 10 Sep 2006 04:52:57 GMT |
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Thilaham,
Thank you for funniest funny ones. Saradarji is on a roll. Here he is (have you read them before?):
Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the Passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidently, the photograph fell down from his pocket. He started searching for it frantically & found the same on the floor of the bus. Politely, he asked the saree-clad female, standing in front of him,'Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph' The rest is history. He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a hospital. He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him, in a still worse condition. Banta started to explain his 'Adventure'. He had gone to a remote village on some work & due to his high level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time. He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any Hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied,?I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay'. He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner replied,'I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you to stay'. He went towards the next house and without taking any risks, asked, 'Do you have 'grown updaughters?? The Owner asked,'WHY?????????' Banta replied,' I wanted to stay here for a night.....
Santa singh and Banta singh are employed in a computer hardware store as movers. One day both of them are asked to move some computers. Santa Singh being energetic that day doesn't feel the computer to be heavy at all. At the same time he sees that Banta Singh is struggling very hard to lift his computer. At this Santa Singh says ' What Banta, my comp has 500 MB HD and urs has just 250, even then you cannot lift it???' At this Banta Singh thinks for a while and replies, 'Thats right, but my HD is full and yours is empty' |
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10 Sep 2006 08:24:22 GMT Report for Abuse
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Thambi Mark
that was the funniest jokes of them all so far, i liked it. why could'nt you come before with such jokes to entertain the crowd here. See you have the talent and now you start showing that, I like it and thats the way it should be.
btw, are you really an aethiest? well you must have had some relgeion before, (you dont have to tell if you dont want to)when you were born. Well people do change when they grow it is every individuals right to choose what they want to belong, so you are not an exception.
I am a hindu by birth, however I respect all the relegeions in the world, I was brought up that way by my parents.I remember in my childhood we had a little shrine in a small room in our house in Matale where my mother had all relegeions portrait are sort of displayed,even muslim Quran book.
People came to our house sometime wondered which relegeion we were belonged to.
My parents were that sort of humanbeings,we were taught to respect people and other religeons with tolerance.
Well Mark if you are planing to come to Sweden during the winter,then you should bring some warm clothings. Why dont you come in summer, it is very beautiful here during the summer with lots of tourists coming from all over the world and the atmosphere is so nice during the summer. anyway it is up to you.
Take care and come woth more jokes as I said before.
Regards
Thilagam Aiyya
Care for this one Mark?
Three guys die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter says to them 'whatever you do, don't step on a pink cloud'. The first guy goes off wandering. when he comes back, he's accompanied by one of the ugliest women you've ever seen. 'What happened to you?' asked the other two. 'I stepped on a pink cloud' he replied. The second guy goes off wandering and comes back with an even uglier girl. 'what happened to you' they asked. 'I stepped on a pink cloud.' The last guy goes off wandering and comes back with the most beautiful woman any of them have ever seen. 'What happened' they asked. the woman responded 'I stepped on a pink cloud'.
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10 Sep 2006 08:35:22 GMT Report for Abuse
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Thambi Bonggo
No one can beat you when it comes to Sardarjis jokes, I really mean it.
How are things at your end? Did you read Mark Levinssons joke?That was the funniest of them all.
Thambi take care and see you soon on this screen.
Regards
Thilagam
Bonggo, I can not leave you empty handed, so take this:
Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said 'Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila.'
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Pedro looked up again and said, 'Never mind. I found one. '
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10 Sep 2006 10:48:38 GMT Report for Abuse
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Thilaham Anna,
Yes, Mark LivingSon's joke was really funny. I now pray to God to make him a good Christian!
Thanks for your humorous stuff. I will post more Sardarji stuff if you give permission.
Captain,
See what I mean, this Prince is slow. The guy promised to come back tomorrow and reorganise the Rugby team, lets see. |
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