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Bonggo
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 9 Sep 2006 10:51:25 GMT Report for Abuse
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Thilaham,
As promised, Sardarji is back:
A surd walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. A coke pops out. The surd looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. He returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. A man walks up behind the surd and watches his doing for a few minutes before stopping him and asking if someone else could have a go. The surd spins around and shouts, 'Can you not see that I am winning.'
Shatabdi express from Bombay to Delhi stopped amidst thick forest. Suddenly few dacoits enter the train with syringes filled with blood. They announce that they have HIV infected blood in the syringe, any passenger not willing to give his belongings will be injected and has to suffer from AIDS. One Saradarji sitting in a corner seat smiles. All passengers start giving their belongings. Docoits start collecting from one by one but our Saradarji refuses to give in even though he did not have much belongings. Dacoits warn him that they will inject him with the blood but Sardarji starts laughing. The dacoits inject him with the virus and take off. All passengers gather round him and ask why he refused to separate with his belongings at the cost of his life. The Sardar replies, 'You see they didn't know that I was wearing a condom!!'
One sardar came to madras and wanted to do shopping in Burma bazaar. His tamilian friend told the sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price. Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000.vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which sardar told no, no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok, i will give it for 1500 Rs for which sardar bargained for Rs.750.it was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the sardar the stereo free of cost. 'Our sardar asked whether he would give two.' |
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 9 Sep 2006 11:03:53 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo,
Please relax. Mark Livingson is nice guy.
Thanks man.....Sorry if I broke the PEACE.....I really didn't like that sad part :(
Hey, as for rugby....Jonny Wilkinson is injured again!!!
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9 Sep 2006 11:34:41 GMT Report for Abuse
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ML,
Wilko was never to come back, he was in the squad to raise the world cup spirit.
Charlie guy is now the No.1 flyer so even if JW is in the squad, he will find hard to be picked for the team. Just like Gough in the world cup cricket squad.
Anyway, Moody is likely to get his job back home.
Shoaib Akhtar was mad to scratch the ball the other day amidst all these contro. he was bloody lucky.. |
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9 Sep 2006 11:46:03 GMT Report for Abuse
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ML,
How is the Bradby going? My bet is Royal first leg and Trinity secong leg.
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 9 Sep 2006 12:14:40 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo,/ estmeed and hon. Selector,
The Selector has spoken and now it's time for rugby. Does this mean I can rest 'retired' :-)? But Sadly, I don't have any farewell speeches about how 'victimized' I was by unseen political and other forces..... I don't even have anyone to accuse of, for conspiring against me :-)))) (you know, If I were to do things Sri Lankan Style)
Prince the rugby Capitan seems to be a bit busy these days. BTW, why does it have to be me and Radaw for the Haka? I don't know about Radaw-but I don't think I will be any good at it. Still I am willing to give it a try (for the sake of the team of course) if Radaw makes an appreance :-)
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Captain,
I am afraid you cannot rest alhough you guys deserve it. Maximum support should be extended to the Rugby team.
Yes, without radaw it is impossible to cheerlead and perform Haka. He will make his appearance now, if not I have to recite the mantram!
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9 Sep 2006 13:18:26 GMT Report for Abuse
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Quote of the day:
Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.
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 9 Sep 2006 17:33:18 GMT Report for Abuse
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Mark Levinsson
Thanks for writing your little story.
Let's have a cigarette?? I mean smoke a pipe for peace??
or you still need cigarettes?
will soon find out why I asked you for cigarettes.Have a nice day, see you many times.
Read this joke:
rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. 'Wow, this is great,' he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.
Hey,' he called. 'I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?'
'Yes. Come and join us,' they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. 'What else do you wild rabbits do?' he asked. 'Well,' one of them said. 'You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them.' This he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, 'What else do you do?'
'You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well.' The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. 'Is there anything else you guys do?' he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. 'There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there,' he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. 'They're girls. We shag them. Go and try it.' Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning -removed-ing his little heart out until, completely knackered, he staggered back over to the guys. 'That was fantastic,' he panted. 'So are you going to live with us then?' one of them asked. 'I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't.' The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. 'Why? We thought you liked it here.'
'I do,' our friend replied. 'But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette
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9 Sep 2006 17:48:48 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo
Thanks for informing about ML, Okay I understood , I said the same thing to Shankia too.Hope ML need a cigarette now with our uncle rabbit.
How are youand how things are at your end?
Btw, thanks very much for tha joke of yours.
now is my turn, if you a ready for this?
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. 'Why are you eating grass?' he asked one man. 'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'Oh, come along with me then.' the man from the limousine said excitedly. 'But sir, I have a wife with two children!' 'Bring them along! And you, come with us too!' he said to the other man. 'But sir, I have a wife with six children!' the second man answered. 'Bring them as well!' So, they all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a vehicle as large as the limousine. One of the poor fellows expressed his gratitude, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.' The rich man replied, 'No, thank you... the grass at my place is about three feet tall and I could use the help!'
Edited By - THILAGAM - 9 Sep 2006 17:52:28 GMT |
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Thilagam,
Hope ML need a cigarette now with our uncle rabbit.
Thanks.....NO need.....I don't smoke, or take alcohol in any form...I might come your way sometime next Jan to visit my aunt, if it happens I'll come and listen to your whole story :)
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