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TC, he can't even make a cup of tea.

he can't even make a cup of tea.

add a lot of love to it and stir

thats the thing. he has no choice but to eat whatever is put on the table.

guy got hold of one girl's E-mail addy or part of it...which was never published on the forum.

Had a minor argument with him too, yesterday even being a Poya day he couldn't restrain himself.

George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: 'Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side.'

Bush interrupted, 'Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?'

The doctor replied, 'That's true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left.'

thuna paha, kaha mean ?

When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity. Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise.

And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked, 'How do I know you're Picasso?'

Picasso sketched out a couple of his masterpieces. St. Peter was convinced and let him in.

When George W. Bush died, he went to heaven and met the man at the gates. 'How can you prove to me you're George W. Bush?' Saint Peter said.

Bush replied, 'Well heck, I don't know.'

St. Peter says, 'Well, Albert Einstein showed me his equations and Picasso drew his famous pictures. What can you do to prove you're George W. Bush?'

Bush replies, 'Who are Albert Einstein and Picasso?'

St. Peter says, 'It must be you, George, c'mon on in.'