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 5 Sep 2006 21:23:01 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo
You seemed to be attracted to the Punjabis. Acha acha !, watch for the dagger as well
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 6 Sep 2006 00:06:30 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo,
I am afraid, I don't think yolu were right there. Sardajis are the fun of the bun..mostly those from Mumbai take a lot of mick out of Sardajis. Most jokes about Sardajis are made by those Gujarati/Marati guys. Some Sardajis increasingly are becoming humour friendly now to accept and know that they are a source for a worldwide humour.
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THILAGAM
'You seems to know about the 60's & 70's of Sri Lanka just like I did it,this brings back me the old memories of Sri Lanka.'
It was a e-mail sent to me by an uncle of mine. I posted it specially for you and other members of the 60's & 70's club to revive their old memories.
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Bonggo
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 6 Sep 2006 05:24:15 GMT Report for Abuse
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Good morning folks!
Quote of the day:
A lawyer:
'I get paid for seeing that my clients have every break the law allows. I have knowingly defended a number of guilty men. But the guilty never escape unscathed. My fees are sufficient punishment for anyone.'
F. Lee Bailey |
All4one
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What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?
Look around,'! said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types
of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the
Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountain's out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
for, it is about time you became informed!
(A] Almost Boobs...
[B] Barely there.
[C] Can't Complain!
[D] Dang!
[DD] Double dang!
[E] Enormous!
[F] Fake.
[G] Get a Reduction.
[H] Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up ! |
Bonggo
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Penn,
Yes yes, these jokes are available in many forms - Irish, Polish, Bihari, Malayali and of course our own Ududrawana.
I like the Sardarjis thhough. One of my former landlords was a Sardarji.
Jillball,
Thanks for the information. I myseld have read Sardarji jokes written by Sardarjis. They are available in Sri Lanka too.
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 6 Sep 2006 08:41:17 GMT Report for Abuse
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Marketing Concepts
A professor was explaining marketing concepts:
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am
very rich. Marry me!' - That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: 'He's very
rich. Marry him.' - That's Advertising.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me.' - That's Telemarketing.
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door
(of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: 'By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?' - That's Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: 'You are very rich! Can you marry me?' - That's Brand recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am
very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback.
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am
very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - That's
demand and supply gap.
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you
marry me?' and she goes with him That's competition eating into your market share.
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: 'I'm rich Marry me!' your wife arrives. - That's restriction for
entering new markets.!!! |
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6 Sep 2006 10:25:07 GMT Report for Abuse
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One4all,
One more book for your collection (jillball added one) -
'Basic Principles of marketing'
by
Shanika
Thank you anyway Shanika for your illustrations :) |
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 6 Sep 2006 17:57:23 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bongoo,Thilaham,Kula and Shanika,
I feel guilty for not being able to join you all often. I am really pressed for time. I am with you all in your thoughts as have read here. Pls. excuse my noticeable absence. I will try to atleast read what you all are writing.
JRJ,
Yes, my dear. I am an Old Royalist and a Boxer. I quoted the motto only for identification. There wouldn't be any need for you to leave this forum as dear Shanika mentioned.
Punn sandha paaya forum eka dhilenna , dhilenna
Forum members dance natanna
Forum members preethi geetha gayanna, gayanna
Lanka Newpapers ekama dance natannaa...
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Fairplay,
Thanks macho. Hope you are fine. I am doing ok. Thanks for your thoughts and entertaining baila.
The problem is Guru is missing, I wonder why :( |
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