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'The art of letter-writing (to Elite):'
by Gaja

Here is a opening gift to you from me:

There is a guy. His favorite bar is called 'Sally's Legs'. The bar is closed, so he waits outside for it to open. He was waiting a long time and a cop got suspicious, came over to him, and asked, 'What are you doing?' The guy replies, 'I'm waiting for 'Sally's Legs' to open so I can get a drink.

Thambi Bonggo
No one can beat you when it comes for Sardarji's jokes.
Imagine if any Sikhs read your jokes.
I've heard that in India they joke about the Sikhs, I do not know if it is true or not. May be you know the answer.

Get back with more fresh stuffs.
Regards
Thilagam

Shanika

Thanks for your comments, I think we need more entertainers like All4 one, Bonggo, and me.
It makes this thread grow longer and longer, wouldn?t you think so?

Take care,
Thilagam

JR Jayawardene
Yes I am a bit elder, but very young in heart like most of the younger generation in this thread.
I mixed up with all ages to get life going, which is probably the reason I look too young for my age (my wife and others used to say).
I treat any human alike, I am very fun loving person; prefer to laugh instead of crying.
'We live only once ' so why not we be happy in what ever we have achieved in our life?s instead of complaining.
Think of the suffering of human without food or shelter around the world. Think how luckily we are here chatting with each other. I am grateful for what I have now, do not think of tomorrow. Tomorrow brings sufferings and many disappointments.

Please be free to write to me on Music (English, Tamil & Sinhalese), Air crafts & Flying, Sports, jokes (all kind) food etc. We are glad to have you on this thread; this thread is very different to other threads. Your name sounds okay to me, so do not worry about what others think, You are YOU and no one can change about that.

Have a nice day.

Regards

Thilagam

Mood for joke?

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, 'Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!' The drunk replies, 'That's not a lion! It's a giraffe.'

I am very much intereste din ML stuff!