I am so sorry for calling you MR, I read the name like Shanake. I will compensiate you with some laughs,Please forgive me.
A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The Bartender says, 'Why do have a steering wheel in your pants?' The man replies ' I don't know but its driving me nuts'.
A bear walks into a bar an says to the bar tender, 'I would like a bourbon and...... a coke.' The bar tender says 'What's up with the big pause?' The bear said 'I've had them all my life'
A man walks into a bar, orders the bartender for two beers. He continues this for several nights and the bartender got a bit curious. The bartender walks up to him and asks 'Sir, why do you always ask for two drinks?' the man replies, 'I used to come here with my best friend but now he's dead. And I'm drinking the second beer on his behalf.' A few days later, the man orders only for 1 beer. Curious, the bartender asks him,' why only 1 beer now sir?' man replies, 'I have given up drinking!'
Edited By - THILAGAM - 29 Aug 2006 18:48:31 GMT