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THILAGAM
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 28 Aug 2006 15:51:40 GMT Report for Abuse
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How about this?
A guy phones a law firm and says, 'I want to speak to my lawyer.' The receptionist says, 'I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week.' The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, 'I want to speak to my lawyer.' Once again the receptionist replies, 'I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week.'
The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, 'I want to speak to my lawyer.' 'Excuse me sir,' the receptionist says, 'but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?' The guy replies, 'Because I love hearing it!' |
THILAGAM
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28 Aug 2006 16:42:17 GMT Report for Abuse
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More jokes?
A man and his wife are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over. The cop says to the man, 'Do you know that you were speeding?' The man replies, 'No sir, I didn't know I was speeding.' The mans wife then yells, 'Yes you did, you knew you were speeding I've been telling you to slow down for miles.' 'SHUT UP!' the man says to his wife, 'Shut the hell up, just sit back and be quite.' Then the cop says, 'well, since I've got you pulled over did you know that the tag on your license plate is expired?' 'No Sir' the man replies, 'I did not know that' 'WHATEVER!' His wife yells, 'I've been telling you to go get it up to date for 2 whole months now!' 'Shut up' the man yells to his wife again! 'Sit back and shut up, mind your own business!' Curios, the cop walks over to the woman's side of the car and asks her, 'Does he always talk to you this way?' 'No' she replies, ' Only when he's drinking!' |
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28 Aug 2006 16:49:50 GMT Report for Abuse
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What you think about this?
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.'
She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?'
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!'. |
THILAGAM
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28 Aug 2006 17:07:48 GMT Report for Abuse
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More of those?
A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said 'Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100.' The lawyer stood up and said 'Thanks, my lord, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd. . .' |
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 28 Aug 2006 17:51:18 GMT Report for Abuse
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| How is the day for everyone. splendid weather on my side. enjoying the summer while it last. |
tamilcanuck
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 28 Aug 2006 17:55:10 GMT Report for Abuse
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splendid weather on my side.
where exactly do you have splendid weather. |
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28 Aug 2006 18:40:41 GMT Report for Abuse
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On the wild wild west :-).
east of the atlantic or west! |
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28 Aug 2006 18:58:44 GMT Report for Abuse
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To any of you out there....
quick question, how do I highlight statements from readers to collaborate in my responses.. |
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