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tamilcanuck
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 9 May 2006 13:57:49 GMT Report for Abuse
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THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
THE NEW VERSIONS
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she
comes back ...
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat *
C++ Programmer :
if(you-love(x_she)) /* x name of girlfriend */
x_she.free()
if(x_she == NULL)
x_she = new She;
Animal-Rights Activist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly states that...
Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she's also going to get
an upgrade.
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person :
If you love someone
don't set her free.
HR specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
by Offering her VRS and other benefits Then out source her.
MBA :
If you love someone
set her free
instantaneously and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Somnabulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
ERP functional expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new mark |
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Original quote
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesnt, she never was....
Tamilcankun
If you love someone
Capture her photograph properly
You can have it forever
Going through the details
Fairplay
If you love someone
Dont set her free
Bring her along
Let us have a bajaw
Shanika
If you love someone
Be careful, don't do anything
Make two groups
Verify the gender
Prince (future king)
If you love someone
Make sure the love it is mutual
May be she does not love you
May be you do not love her too
SK63
If you love someone
Be ready for anything with her
To rock and roll or to battle
Because you love her
Mim Slanka
If you love someone
Write a poem about her
Describe her traits
Use modern terminology
Tigress
If you love someone
Get him at any cost
Use your charm
Fight long and hard if necessary
Anizam
If you love someone
Analyse economic prospects
Does it benefit you?
Does it harm you?
Magha
If you love someone
No problem you can get her
Ask the genie but be careful
Make sure he heard it properly
Kulakottan
If you love someone
Verify if she is suitable
Ask her questions, have IQ test
She might even be overqualified
Dr. Akai
If you love someone
Treat her well
Visit her frequently
Make a record of those visits
Bonggo
If you love someone
Discard race creed and colour
What the heck,
Flirt ...
Edited By - Bonggo - 10 May 2006 06:38:55 GMT |
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THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone
Keep that only 'one'
You show your gun
The profit is a bun
IN COLOMBO or WEST
If you love someone
Love the maximum, else none
No tomorrow there, always got to run
A blast, here, there, a matter outdone
IN SOUTH
If you love someone
Give the reds a free run
Robes will cut the ribbon
Bulls, let loose, might have begun
IN NORTH
If you love someone
Sacrifice them out of fun
The stripes, on their own, a pun
Rat-a-tat, rat-a-tat, now its done
IN EAST
If you love someone
Ask a sum and canon
And act like a moron
Never say die, no, never, none. |
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10 May 2006 11:10:04 GMT Report for Abuse
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Mimsie: Thanks mate :)
Keep on loving and keep on coming! |
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BBC interviews Presidential candidates - part one of a series
Good evening folks. I am Paul Harrison, and you are with the BBC News.
We start this new series today to interview the prospective candidates in the forthcoming presidential election crash.crash.crash.crash.[an interruption to the service]
Sorry about the interruption folks, but let me continue from where I have
stopped.Mr. Prime Minister, you have come a long journey to be what you
are today. In retrospect, how do you see that long journey?
MR: Yes, I just came from Hambantota and it was a long journey. But it
took only half an hour because I came in a helicopter. The helicopter
making some creaking sounds, like 'jara-bara-jara-bara'and all and I was
thinking the darned thing might falling to a paddy field but it wasn't that bad.
BBC: Some say that you are a leader without a clear-cut vision. Any comments?
MR: Who are the darned fools saying this rubbish? I have a very good
vision. I am seeing from not one eye but both eyes and I am seeing very
clearly. It is only when I reading a letter or newspaper I am using glasses.
BCC:..er.although it was quite a sometime that your candidacy has
been formally announced, many speculate that you still have not told even a
word about your policies?
MR: What to say about 'polisis' sahodaraya? I don't know about
'polisis' of your country, but our country the 'polisis' are very very bad.
Everyone is taking bribes. Inspectors taking bribes, sergeants taking bribes and
even those kossas taking bribes. Poor mans cant get any work done from
'polisis. But don't worry. As soon as I become the President I send all those
bribe-takers home.
BBC:..er.. but what I meant was your stand on the ethnic issue. You
have said elsewhere that you are ready to talk directly with the rebel
leader, Mr Prabhakaran?
MR: Who is saying so? I didn't say that.
BBC: You didn't?
MR: Yes, I didn't. How can I speak directly to him? He doesn't know
Sinhala. I don't know Tamil. We both know very little English. So in which
language can we talk?
So how can I am talking to him directly? What I will do is to bring an
interpreter. So first I am speaking to the interpreter. 'Hallo,
kohomada Prabhakaran sahodaraya?' Then the interpreter is speaking to him that
in Tamil. The Prabhakaran is speaking to the interpreter. 'Enna
paiththiyama dore?' Then the interpreter is speaking to me and translating that to
me in Sinhala, and that is how it happens, you know?
BCC: .er.I know how it happens, but what I meant was you are ready to
talk to him. Where exactly these talks happen?
MR: Where else? I will invite him for a tea at the Presidential House
or Araliyagaha Mandiraya, when Anura is going to US. I can even invite him
to Parliament, but you know, then these jeppas will start protest at the
Parliament junction.
BBC: You invite him for tea? But if he does not agree?
MR: No problems. In that case, I will ask my staff to prepare him a
coffee It is good you reminded me. I should also have a 'thal raa' bottle
ready.
BBC: Thal Raa..??
MR: Yes, the best Jaffna Palmyra toddy, you know? In case he asks for
that
BBC: .er..coming to a different topic, how do you see the forthcoming
Presidential election. I am sure it is going to be a neck-to-neck two
horse race now?
MR: I am sorry. I am knowing nothing about horse racing. When I was
young, my father said me never to bet on horses. Perhaps you should ask about
hose racing from Thilanga. You know, he is the best to answer those types of
questions.
BBC: Let me rephrase the question. On the face of it, what are differences you see between yourself and your opponent, Mr. Wickremasinghe?
MR: One the faces of us? Well, that is easy. You see, I am having a moustache and Ranil does not have a moustache.
BCC: .true.. and people see you as the more down to earth common man type compared to your opponent?
MR: Yes. I am the common man and I am understanding the problems of the common mans. You see. Ranil was born in Colombo seven. I was born in Weeraketiya. Ranil played cricket at Royal and I played only chak-gudu in the paddy fields. Ranil went school in a Mercedes Benz and I went to school in a gon karatte. Ranil wear three-piece suits and I wear this jaathika
enduma. Ranil wears Calvin Klein underwears and I wear amudes. In the mornings Ranil is going to his neatly done toilets in his palatial abode and I am dashing to Hambantota beach.you see, I am the common man and I understand the problems of the mans in the streets.and .er, beaches.
BBC: You know, Mr. Prime Minister.You remind me another distinguished world
leader. President George W. Bush of USA. I have started seeing many similarities.
MR: Yes, I am taking it as a complement. But you should know I am smarter
than Mr. Bush. In his position, this is the perfect time to launch a project
called 'Helping-New Orleans' and open a private account for the donations.
You know, Mr. Bush has many things to learn from me. What is he doing sahodaraya?
BCC: Any last messages you want to convey?
MR: Yes, yes, of course. Please vote for me. You can vote for the symbol hand.no, sorry, not hand.it's chair.no, not even chair, it should be the beetle leaf.no, forget the symbol, I am telling that later, but please vote for me.
Thanks you Mr. Prime Minister for your valuable time. And folks, please stay
tuned. We will be back and next week youwill meet the opposition leader Mr. ........ crash. crash. crash. crash [interruption to the service |
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10 May 2006 13:53:01 GMT Report for Abuse
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if(you-love(x_she)) /* x name of girlfriend */
TC, C++ comments should be like '//' |
tamilcanuck
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So C++ brings Ruwani in as well. Thats good. Pls no politics in here!
ennada bonngo how come you left me out on this
If you love someone
Discard race creed and colour
What the heck,
Flirt ...
agree fully. what ethnic problem.
this is an exciting thread. Let keep 'batting', hopefully we dont get BOWLED over! |
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10 May 2006 14:12:41 GMT Report for Abuse
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agree fully. what ethnic problem.
But have you guys dated outside your ethnic group? Just curious. I ofcourse have never, I'd feel very uncomfortable with that, but Suresh (my hubby) has had a Belgian g/f while he was studying in England. That was long before we met. |
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Bonggo,
If you love someone
Treat her well
Visit her frequently
Mate, I think I have carried out that well thanks and thankfully my lady realises that too so has been with me all those years despite little bickers now and then.
Ruwani Nangi,
Has anybody dated outside ones own?
Well, good example is me. I am with my Spanish lady for some time now and we only have few troubles and that is when I talk about the Sri lankan Politics and solutions she gets exhausted understandably. I once had a Sinhalese girl and then a tamil girl when I was in my teens and the twentees but those came to an end due to family problems thus I ended up settling with Claudia. I think if you have love and commitment no problem whether you are tamil, sinhalese or european etc. Perhaps Suresh may say the same thing.
But I have to be honest with you, I find it hard when I go to SL to talk with her as we speak in Sinhalese and she knows a very few words i.e. honda lamayek, budu sadu etc.
Well, that is life nangi, everyone sees different facets in life. I sincerely hope you and Suresh a successful marriage life. Take care. By the way tomorrow is the Test match. Is your friend Nuwan Kulasekara playing? |
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10 May 2006 15:03:26 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo/mims/prince/Tck and other chaps,
Here is one from the minority fighter;
A gay donated huge money to the church. The happy priest said to the gay, 'you can select 3 hymns'
Immediately the gay stood up, pointed 3 men and said, 'him, him, and him.' |
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