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mimslanka
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 8 May 2006 06:33:34 GMT Report for Abuse
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Oooopppps!!, sorry. the joke stands deleted and replaced with the following and would take care from now;
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are on top of a mountain when a genie appears infront of them. 'You may all have one wish.' says the genie. 'But, whatever you wish for you will land in once you jump off the cliff.'
The Englishman jumps off the cliff and shouts 'GOLD!'
The Scotsman jumps off the cliff and shouts 'WHISKEY!'
The Irishman goes to jump of the cliff, trips over a rock and says 'Oh S**t!'
Edited By - mimslanka - 8 May 2006 07:24:51 GMT |
Kulakottan
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 8 May 2006 08:37:36 GMT Report for Abuse
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Read this too:
ONE SMART BOY...Too good for Grade ONE!
A first grade teacher, Mrs Chan was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, 'Johnny what is your problem?'
Johnny answered, 'I am too smart for the First Grade. My sister is in the Third Grade and I am smarter than she is! I think I should be in Third Grade too.'
Mrs Chan has had enough of this. She took Johnny to the Principal's office.
While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Mrs Chan, he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions, then he would have to go back to the first grade and behave. She agreed.
Johnny was brought in and the conditions explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal : 'What is 3 x 3?'
Johnny : '9'
Principal : 'What is 6 x 6?'
Johnny : '36'
And so it went on with every question the Principal thought a Third Grade should know.
The principal looks at Mrs Chan and tells her, 'I think Johnny can go to the Third Grade.'
Mrs Chan says to the Principal, 'Let me ask him, some questions?'
The Principal and Johnny both agree.
Mrs Chan : 'What does a cow have four of that I have only 2 of?
Johnny , after a moment of pause: 'Legs!'
Mrs Chan : What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Johnny : 'Pockets.'
Mrs Chan : 'What starts with C and ends with T, is hairy, oval and delicious and contains a whitish liquid?'
Johnny : 'Coconut.'
Mrs Chan : 'What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?'
The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
Johnny takes charge: 'Bubblegum.'
Mrs Chan : 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on 3 legs?'
The Principal's eyes again open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Johnny : 'Shake hands.'
Mrs Chan : 'Now I will ask some 'Who am I' questions, okay?'
Mrs Chan : 'You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.'
Johnny : 'Tent.'
Mrs Chan : 'A finger goes inside me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.'
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense..
Johnny : 'Wedding Ring.'
Mrs Chan : 'I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver?'
Johnny : 'Arrow.'
Mrs Chan : 'What word starts with F and ends in K and means a lot of heat and excitement?'
Johnny : 'Fire truck.'
The Principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
'Send Johnny to University, I had the last ten questions wrong, myself!'
Edited By - Kulakottan - 8 May 2006 08:39:43 GMT |
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8 May 2006 09:10:25 GMT Report for Abuse
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| Kula-you-got-a-ton, that was nice but my brother Bongo scared me off no.!! |
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8 May 2006 09:44:16 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hmmmm...figuring out a woman....read on;
There was a man walking on the beach and he found a genie lamp. The genie popped out and told him he could only have one wish because he had been granting wishes all day and was getting tired. The genie said think real good and hard then let me know. So the man thought for a little while then he said, I won't a bridge from hear to Hawaii so I can just drive there instead of flying. The genie said no way, that would take way to long. The genie said think of another one. So he thought real good and hard and said ok. I want the key to figure out a woman. The genie said, where did you want that bridge to go to |
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 8 May 2006 14:01:40 GMT Report for Abuse
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A man walks into a pub carrying a brief case. He opened it and took a 12 inch pianist out who started to play the piano.
The Barman amazed what he saw asked the man how he got the pianist. He replied I have a genie who gave him to me. The Barman asked the man to get him 10,000 'Bucks'.
The man opened the briefcase took a bottle out and opened it . The genie appeared asking 'Master what can I do for you this time?'. Get the Barman 10,000 bucks the man ordered.
Within a moment there were 10,000 'ducks' inside the pub. The Barman was yelling at the man why didn't you tell me that genie was hard of hearing? The man replied to the Barman 'did you think I asked him for a 12 inch 'Pianist'? |
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 9 May 2006 06:36:45 GMT Report for Abuse
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MIMS dont worry, I try to enter whenever possible :)
Glad you are making contributions continuously.
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9 May 2006 11:33:18 GMT Report for Abuse
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| Now Mims, you said 'arinna epa' and where are you? |
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