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Bonggo
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 24 Aug 2006 07:22:58 GMT Report for Abuse
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Marky,
Yes perhaps even beyond that. So near yet so far! |
MarkLevinson
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 24 Aug 2006 07:24:45 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hey Bonggo,
Wheres prince of the Darknes???
Must be singing this song to to a poor soul eh?
My victims are rich or poor, young or old, strong or weak
I cause millions of accidents, I am cancer in your bones
I fathered the lie, twist what you say, speak not the truth
I am insidious, impartial, deep inside your chromosomes
I take what you love, and leave you in tears
I imprison your soul, your hopes are my games
I strip you of pride, my promise is in vain
While you burn at the stake I dance with the flames
I bring poverty, sickness and death
A worthless handshake, the slickest thief, I steal your wealth
I answer your prayers for greed and lust
More than evil, I laugh at your trust
I am more powerful than all the armies of the world
I am more violent than violence, more deadly than death
I have destroyed more men than all the nations wars
I am relentless, unpredictable, waiting for your last breath
Evil, more evil than violence
Violent, more violent than death
Deadly, more deadly than man
I am yeah, yeah, Im evil I am
My kingdom corrupt with dissent
Your sins erupt by my intent
I loathe your prayer, I wallow in sin
Let the nightmare begin
Prince of darkness, your satanic highness
Prince of darkness, the devilish serpent, the dreaded lucifer
Prince of darkness
I take what you love, and leave you in tears
Imprison your soul, your hopes are my games
I strip you of pride, my promise is in vain
While you burn at the stake I dance with the flames
Prince of darkness, your satanic highness
Prince of darkness, the most beautiful angel
Prince of darkness, the devilish serpent, the dreaded lucifer
Prince of darkness, unpredictable, the prince of darkness
Prince of darkness
LOL ;-)
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 24 Aug 2006 07:44:48 GMT Report for Abuse
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Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone:
The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to
Arthur's life. And the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.
Arthur's question thus: 'What a woman really wants?'
She said, 'Is to be in charge of her own life.'
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared.And so it was. The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before
him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half. 'Which would you prefer? She asked him. 'Beautiful during the day ... or at night?'
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
Or,
Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?
(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this..) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time Because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
The moral is...
1) There is witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.
So, always remember:
IT'S EITHER 'HER WAY' OR IT'S 'NO WAY' ! |
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 24 Aug 2006 07:49:39 GMT Report for Abuse
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Polish Divorce
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A Polish man moved to the USA & married an American girl. Although his
English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he
rushed into a lawyer's office & asked if he could arrange a divorce for
him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds? - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
- No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like? - All my relations still in
Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity
stereo and good DVD player.
Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me.
What makes you think that? - I got proof.
What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish
Remover'. |
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Radaw,
Madugalle left the England-Pakistan series after the third Test to attend to a situation at home in Colombo - something that was scheduled prior to the start of the series -
Thanks for that, didn't quite follow the events. But now it says, he has a family member fallen ill or something. Anyway, accidentally may be, his unavailability saved the face of many and sorted a mighty mess out. |
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ML,
trying to make it an asteroid...to me, it was, it is and always will be a planet...;-)
You are a brave man..but it has been accepted as a planet finally, hasn't it? Anyway, I understand that by the end of this week, they would have decided to increase the number of planets to 12, any news on that? Also, three of them are going to be plutons, that's the latest I have.
My calendar says that they are voting at 2.00pm today on this. !!
Edited By - Jillball - 24 Aug 2006 08:34:16 GMT |
Bonggo
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Ananda,
As usual a ggoood one.
radaw,
Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white
Have a variation on that.
Is she a nagger?
No she is not a nagger, she is white gal. She gave birth to boy and he is nagger so I want divorce.
ML,
Did not realise the Prince of Darkness is so evil, so shall not use it on Prince anymore. |
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24 Aug 2006 08:57:00 GMT Report for Abuse
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Jilball,
My calendar says that they are voting at 2.00pm today on this. !!
Yes, I think they might settle for 8 planets in Prague.....which means Pluto is going to lose its status as a full-planet :(
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 24 Aug 2006 09:04:44 GMT Report for Abuse
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Morning gentlemen,
Interesting topic about Pluto.
ML,
thanks for enlightening my knowledge about my very own child Charon.
BTW When I chose this handle, I did not think any further than the Disney Character PLUTO. Certainly, I new it's a planet and nothing beyond.
When I was 10, returning home from school I picked up a puppy which was abandoned by the road side.
I was so excited to name it Pluto, as I loved the Cartoon. Unfortunately it turned out to be a 'she'. Had no choice but to name her 'Barney' which didn't go down well either. |
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24 Aug 2006 09:42:48 GMT Report for Abuse
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Pluto,
'Barney' which didn't go down well either
Have you ever heard a song called Barneys on fire, by Weird Al? ;-)
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