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tamilcanuck
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 6 May 2006 13:23:07 GMT Report for Abuse
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Good to have a female in the company of men! Humour will have to wait till Monday. do have some PC elated stuff.
Shanika,
in case uou missed it pg 11 has a male definition and pg 15 has a female definition. |
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 6 May 2006 14:35:50 GMT Report for Abuse
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Escaped convict breaks into bedroom & ties husband on chair & wife to bed. He then jumps on top of the wife, kisses her & goes to the bathroom. Husband tell wife
' Satisfy him or he will kill us. I saw the way he kissed you, be strong I Love you'. Wife says ... 'He didnt kiss me he whispered into my ear he's Gay & looking for vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom, YOU BE STRONG & I LOVE YOU'!! |
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 6 May 2006 17:48:07 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hi Chaps,
Wow, doing extremely well 225 N.O. How far to go?
Well, seems nangila coming too (Kamani and now Shanika)!! Well done. Keep your nice interesting works pumped in. |
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 7 May 2006 05:01:47 GMT Report for Abuse
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Shanika, I do not know what will keep me away from el computador.
MIMS, members come and go dont worry. Here is something we used to sing when going on a trip, with variations of course : )
If I am a bachelor and if I want to marry?
I will marry Vimukthi?s daughter more than anybody
So she can rap, I can rap, we can rap together?
In the middle of the night .. rapping one another
If I am a bachelor and if I want to marry?
I will marry Mimslanka?s daughter more than anybody
So she can lyric, I can lyric, we can lyric together?
In the middle of the night .. lyricking one another
If I am a bachelor and if I want to marry?
I will marry Fairplay?s daughter more than anybody
So she can bajaw, I can bajaw, we can bajaw together?
In the middle of the night .. singing bajaw with one another
If I am a bachelor and if I want to marry?
I will marry SK63?s daughter more than anybody
So she can battle, I can battle, we can battle together?
In the middle of the night .. battling one another
If I am a bachelor and if I want to marry?
I will marry Naleen?s daughter more than anybody
So she can analyse, I can analyse, we can analyse together?
In the middle of the night .. analysing one another
If I am a bachelor and if I want to marry?
I will marry Dr. Akai?s daughter more than anybody
So she can treat, I can treat, we can treat together?
In the middle of the night .. treating one another
If I am a bachelor and if I want to marry?
I will marry Tamilcankun?s daughter more than anybody
So she can reason, I can reason, we can reason together?
In the middle of the night .. reasoning one another
If I am a bachelor and if I want to marry?
I will marry Tigress? daughter more than anybody
So she can fight, I can fight, we can fight together?
In the middle of the night .. fighting one another |
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 7 May 2006 10:21:28 GMT Report for Abuse
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Soma and Wansa were hunting in the woods. Soma turned to the other and said 'Wait here and if anything happens scream', cos Wansa is good at screaming.
As Soma walked out of the woods he heard his comrade scream. So he ran back as fast as he could.
When he got to his friend he asked him what was wrong. Wansa his comrade answered 'Well, first an elephant threatened to buck me, but I didn't scream, then a tiger threatened to claw my face in, but I didn't scream, then two chipmunks ran up my pants leg and asked 'which nut shall we eat first? 'Then I screamed!'
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Mims/Bonggo chaps,
Its nice to see your creations. Keep it rolling on chaps.
Now here's another weekender;
Once a census was carried out to know what men do soon after having had intimacy. 100 men were selected and all were asked the same question. 'what do you do soon after having had intimacy?'
out of the 100, about 80 said, they go to sleep straight away. about 12 said they take a shower and then go to sleep. 5 said they take a glass of water and sleep. 2 said they take a glass of milk and fall asleep. one man didn't give an answer but kept fidgeting. Then he was asked the question again; 'what do you do soon after having had intimacy?' With some reluctance, he said 'I go home.'
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tamilcanuck
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8 May 2006 00:52:19 GMT Report for Abuse
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Excellent One Bonngo. keep up the good work guys. me as usual
a PHD is Cut and Paste!
ofourse if youre reasonning in the bedroom its gonna be a LONG damn night.
AGING
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- I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
- Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: 'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?' the reporter asked. She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'
- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs .
- Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied. 'Two years older than me.' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?
- I've sure gotten old.! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.
- A 97-year-old man goes into his doctor's office and says, 'Doc, I want my intimacy drive lowered.' 'Sir,' replied the doctor, 'you're 97 Don't you think your intimacy drive is all in your head?' 'You're damned right it is!' replied the old man. 'That's why I want it lowered!'
- An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. 'Wal-Mart?' the preacher exclaimed. 'Why Wal-Mart?' 'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week .'
- My memory's not as sharp as it used to be Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
- Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
- I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
- I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
- It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
- The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs The bad news is they have to squat down first.
- These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.'
- I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age, but they haven't made one called 'Buns of Putty.'
- Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.
- Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.!
- Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
- THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Edited By - tamilcanuck - 8 May 2006 00:56:33 GMT |
Bonggo
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8 May 2006 04:36:09 GMT Report for Abuse
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Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing
That was the best TC, I agree hundred percent. So laugh with me ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa he he heeeeeeeeeeee hooooh hoooooooooh
In fact the whole cut and paste affair is good. You must be a geriatricain. You had a nice weekened?
Octogenarians are like gays, they need vaseline! Prince laugh will you. |
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Tigerwood went to Ireland and was enjoying the beautiful Irish country side driving his BMW. He pulled in to a small gas station where the old man running the business was so impressed with the BMW. When Tigerwood pulled his wallet out from his trouser pocket to pay for gas a 'Tee' fell out too. The Irish man asked 'What is that son ?' Tigerwood replied, 'that is a Tee which I keep my ball when I drive.'
The Irishman replied, ' F...g Jesus, BMW even think of that'? |
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