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Kulakottan
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 16 Aug 2006 05:15:27 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo,
The disapperaence of this thread from the front page reflect the somber mood of yours and mine as a result of what is happening in our beautiful motherland. Hope the the unpfficail WAR of today will not openly become one.
Let me try to bring some lighter moments:
Subject: Mr. Bean
Enjoy...
Jokes Of Mr. Bean
1) BRAIN TUMOUR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumour.
Mr. Bean: Yesss! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL::
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
(5) MARRIAGE:
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.
6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
7))DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
9) SPELLING LESSON:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
Edited By - Kulakottan - 16 Aug 2006 05:22:19 GMT |
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 16 Aug 2006 11:27:16 GMT Report for Abuse
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Kula,
Thanks a lot :) I am feeling much better today. |
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 16 Aug 2006 12:02:06 GMT Report for Abuse
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It seems SA is going to pull out now, they are waiting for the final decision . That is what (only one incident) a war is doing to our country.
Rain has also not helped the situation, no match for today as well. |
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16 Aug 2006 12:10:43 GMT Report for Abuse
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Thats great!(just kidding).
Prince will be back among us soon!! |
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16 Aug 2006 12:44:47 GMT Report for Abuse
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Kula,
When South Africa pulls out Prince has to leave Sri Lanka. Rain delayed his other activities too. |
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16 Aug 2006 12:49:48 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo,
I hope he will not come with an excuse that he got stuck in the mud at Keththarama!! |
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16 Aug 2006 12:55:58 GMT Report for Abuse
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Kula,
He might complain that we were involved in 'mada gahanawa' spree!
Radaw was asked to cover Prince while in Sri Lanka and report his activities. It is due to be released soon. |
Kulakottan
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16 Aug 2006 13:00:16 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo,
I hope 'mada, mada kiyala', he did not end up in 'madawela' looking for a his princess.
OR
Is he still in Cola Amba???
Lets wait for radaw's report!!
Edited By - Kulakottan - 16 Aug 2006 13:01:58 GMT |
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 16 Aug 2006 13:40:08 GMT Report for Abuse
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Brazil: Brazil got its name from the nut, not the other way around.
Canada: Canada has more lakes than the rest of the world combined. Canada is an Indian word meaning 'Big Village.'
agree with Canada. its got 20% of the worlds Fresh water.
Zilch means Zero. shorten form of it is ZIL.
so combine the two togeteher and becausxe of the weather you get the name Bra Zil!
thats what TC learnt in school! |
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16 Aug 2006 13:50:53 GMT Report for Abuse
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its got 20% of the worlds Fresh water.
TC, my bro-in-law says most lakes are polluted so I don't know how you call them 'fresh water'. btw, he online chatting with us, do you want to chat with him. Maybe you know each other. |
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