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mimslanka
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 4 May 2006 06:21:12 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bus jokes
GOT A DRIVER
Two bowling teams charter a double-decker bus; they're going to Atlantic City for the weekend. One team is in the bottom of the bus, and the other team is in the top of the bus. The team down below is whooping it up when one of them realizes he doesn't hear anything from the top. He walks up the stairs, and here are all the guys from the second team clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles, scared to death. He says, 'What the heck's going on? We're down here having a grand old time.' One of the guys from the second team says, 'Yeah, but you guys you have got a 'driver'. |
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4 May 2006 06:30:06 GMT Report for Abuse
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We guys are on the net....but some day this might be true:
Daddy, how was I born?' Dad answered: 'Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said You've Got Male! |
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4 May 2006 07:42:56 GMT Report for Abuse
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And on this thread.....
Did you hear about why the Royalists let the Thomian's win the 126th ROYAL-THOMIAN cricket match?
A Thomian wag had asked a true Royalist: The Reason for being at the match early on Friday.
'Why? Is it because you are not expecting the match to go on to Saturday?'
Replied the Royalist ''No. it's because this is the last Royal Thomian, and as true Royalists we are saying a sad farewell to STC an old trusted foe..'
'How come the Thomian asked?'
'With the govt's 100 meter law from the beach 'no build zone', there will be no more STC from next year!!'
Edited By - mimslanka - 4 May 2006 07:44:42 GMT |
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 4 May 2006 08:31:16 GMT Report for Abuse
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Mim Slanka, you are the one mate. Here is some more from CTB folklore:
A blind man in a CTB bus was seated next to a monk
Monk?s umbrella accidentally gave the man a prick
?Kawda Yako,? he screamed without realising
?Mahana kenek,? reverend?s voice was so pleasing
But he was told, ?Kelawei enunoth indikattak?
Gentleman in a CTB bus applied his jacks on
Gentler one complained to her friend about this action
Oh that?s nothing I also got the strike
The guy behind me applied his jack and the mike
Without a doubt this is Mikel Jackson
Footboard travelling is sometimes scary
Many CTB stories are also legendary
It provided everyone school buses
To Royal Ananda and St. Thomas?
All could travel ?dahadiya bary bary?
Travelling to school in CTB was full of fun
Buses worldwide have no peer even with A/C on
M.H. Mohamed A.H.M. Fowzie and Felix Perera
Tried to improve it unsuccessfully in our era
Nevertheless for citizen silva the life goes on |
mimslanka
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4 May 2006 09:56:20 GMT Report for Abuse
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The following choose to have some fun;
Bongo the bingo, the forum nice and fun.
Tamil-car-nook was aiming all his gun;
Lula the lime, later looted the sun
Prince like a peacock, poking and puffing;
DrAkai the do-little, physics is his dying
Fairplay fouls his foot, and still keep going;
Kamani the cute, at time she is killing
Kula the kottan, keep climbing in the north
Naleen the naughty, keep us in a wrath
Vimu- the shakthi, undoing the south
Birdseye's view is full of his mouth
Magha the mega is always at ease
MrBrown bloody bigger begets all the tease
Sk63 ? left for his fathers death, we condole please
Tigress19 ? misses her guru, but never climb on trees
PMiller ? misses the password and in a jumble
BiCUBIC ? wants to know the royal/thom jiggle
Kiwikanga ? cooling the grade 5 rumble
Now, I have completed all this thread members tongle |
tamilcanuck
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 4 May 2006 12:40:41 GMT Report for Abuse
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Exxcellent posts Mimslanka,
mimslanka wrote,
'With the govt's 100 meter law from the beach 'no build zone', there will be no more STC from next year!!'
no laughing matter. friend of mines house was submerged!
here are a few pics of college after T SUNAMI paid a vist
http://www.stcmloba.org/html/26Dec2004/26th%20Dec.html |
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| Mims; good one on the 100 meter zone. If that is the case we better start searching for another school for the big match .. after all what would life be without the 'BATTLE OF THE BLUES' ??? ... No, i dont think anyone can take the place of either 2 schools. |
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6 May 2006 05:35:21 GMT Report for Abuse
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Once a man was sitting in a bus, bus service provider name was Rapid Express Travelers. Man got problem and he felt that he should stop the bus for toilet, he asked the driver plz stop the bus and told him he want to go for toilet, man said 'It is the bus of Rapid-Express, it will not stop'. he sat down, after some time he got pressure (lol) and again asked to stop the bus, he again replied that it was Rapid-Express, it did not stop. he asked that person three times but he did not stop the bus. At last man do that in his pants. after some time smell spreads in the bus. They asked him, what did he do. he replied 'Here is also Rapid-Hardpressed, which dont stop'
Edited By - mimslanka - 6 May 2006 05:45:54 GMT |
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6 May 2006 05:37:42 GMT Report for Abuse
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Live and Let Die.......She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried again, and this time had 5 more children.Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, 'Lord, they're finally together.'
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, 'Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?'
The friend replied, 'I think he means her legs.' |
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6 May 2006 10:34:15 GMT Report for Abuse
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Ha ha haaaa hee hee heeee hooooh hooooooo.
Right now the lady?s legs are closer and together
But in the next life which hubby will try to get her?
MIMS: In the eulogy you missed out on shanika and of course mimslanka. Let me try to put them in :)
Stumbled across this thread was gentleman mimslanka
Followed on thereafter by the gentler one ms shanika
The latter makes one statement and disappears
Whereas former?s valuable contribution continues
It is the same with other women in this forum too
I am not biased, really we have only one or two
Females of this thread please show your daskam
You only need to type lankanewspapers dot com
What?s wrong with the gentler intimacy of our community?
They always scream for equal opportunity
Rights were obtained only after a long hard struggle
Do not let them disappear like a burst bubble
Although I thought their demands were always fair
Dealing with fairer intimacy can be an expensive affair |
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