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tamilcanuck
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 2 May 2006 23:48:48 GMT Report for Abuse
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POLLA ALLANG ISSARAHATA YANNA.......... THAWA ATHULATA IDA THIYENAWA...ANEY THAWA PODDAK ATHULATA RINGANNAKO...... OHOMA YAMU ATHULATA......
for the tamil members this conversation is happening in the Ceylon takaram bus (CTB)
polley pidithu munukku pongo,
innum konja idam Ulluku irrku,
thayavu seithu innum konjam ulluku pongo,
ippadiya pongo ulluku.
obviously double meaning here! |
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Married Life
You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.'
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has,
You wish you had ordered that.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other women replied, 'Yes I am, I married the wrong man.'
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' She replied, 'Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.'
A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Husband wanted.'
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
And the father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
Young Son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.'
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
A Second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say. Talk in your sleep.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Personally, I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and father, I can say anything I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. |
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 3 May 2006 05:42:31 GMT Report for Abuse
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| And then the Driver says: 'Oka allang innathiva issarata enda...thawa ida thiyanawa, ida thiyanawa, enda, enda. |
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3 May 2006 13:03:03 GMT Report for Abuse
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Lula thanks for the married life. I have forgotten soem of them.
Fairplay and Tamilcankun: I have heard a variation of it in Malaysia few years back. The female bus driver said : 'naik naik, masuk masuk masuk naik lagi naik lagi, masuk masuk .... oi ... masuk blakang'
Translation: Climb climb (naginna naginna), go in go in, climb more climb more, go in go right in .... oi ... go behind' |
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3 May 2006 13:04:51 GMT Report for Abuse
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| OK guys and gals give us more bus halt jokes. If you dont have new ones try to create some, be creative, cummon! |
tamilcanuck
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3 May 2006 13:10:26 GMT Report for Abuse
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Ennada bonggo wrote,
Lula thanks for the married life. I have forgotten soem of them.
there is NO point in you and your BETTER half BOTH remembering it. ! |
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 3 May 2006 17:47:30 GMT Report for Abuse
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Wife : how much do you love me ??
husband : Like Sajahan
Wife : Then will you build a Taj Mahal once I die ??
Husband : Of course, I have already purchased the land.
The delay is on your part !!
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 3 May 2006 17:51:54 GMT Report for Abuse
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Prince,
further to yours,
the largest erection a man can have for a woman?? The erection of Taj Mahal.
With this we have reached the double hundred. A good batting wicket. |
tamilcanuck
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Congratulation on reaching the double hundred. Lets go for Lara's record.
to see mans greatest erection come VIA AGRA! |
Bonggo
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4 May 2006 04:44:01 GMT Report for Abuse
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Ha ha via agra!
Viagra rises
Niagra falls
Tajmahal erects
Shajahan berefts
Mumtaz deceases
Body encases
Eternal Love
Or Mala-ilaw? |
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