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ananda95
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 2 Aug 2006 14:10:06 GMT Report for Abuse
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The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored, so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do.
The farmer told him to clean the s**t of the cows. The farmer thought that to somebody coming from the city, working the whole life sitting in an office, it will take over a week to finish the job, but for his surprise the manager finished the job in less than one day.
The next day the farmer gave to the manager a more difficult job: to cut the heads of 500 chickens. The farmer was sure that the manager will not be able to do the job, but at the end of the day the job was done.
The next morning, as most of the jobs in the farm were done, the farmer asked the manager to divide a bag of potatoes in two boxes: one box with small potatoes, and one box with big potatoes.
At the end of the day the farmer saw that the manager was sitting in front of the potatoes bag, but the two boxes were empty. The farmer asked the manager: 'How is that you made such difficult jobs during the first days, and now you cannot do this simple job?'
The manager answered: 'Listen, all my life I'm cutting heads and dealing with s**t, but now you ask me to make decisions.' |
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JAYAWEWA, Jayawewa !! Capithan thank you. It's a shame non of the others never understood that. Now i hope it is clarified & i wont have any problems with regards to my name in the future. By the way guys (Gals included), I will be away for about 2 weeks. travelling back to mother Lanka. Will be in town from 7-20 August. I hope to look into the election for cricket board president while I'm there.
Ruwani / kamani (I seem to mistake one for the other), I plan on look for my princess too during my stay. |
tamilcanuck
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 2 Aug 2006 16:56:51 GMT Report for Abuse
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Enjoy the holiday prince
I plan on look for my princess too during my stay.
any psecial requirements need to be met.
amma amma memata kiyana ladjey thathata,
soyala thenoku lassana podi BADUWAK! |
Kamani
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 2 Aug 2006 18:13:08 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hi Shani,
How r you dear? Nice to c you back here. We missed you very much and Prince ayya was complaining every day without you.
Bonggo ayya gave me the title of ashram Geeth Kokilawy, so I guess I have to entertain the Guru, Shishya and all the small fellows with my voice :) |
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 2 Aug 2006 18:17:31 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hello Junior,
Welcome back, you are most wanted here, but Jillballs is going to be upset. |
tamilcanuck
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2 Aug 2006 18:28:05 GMT Report for Abuse
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so I guess I have to entertain the Guru, Shishya and all the small fellows with my voice :)
the sentence started out very well. expectation was running at an all time high when everythign came crashing down with the last word! |
Kamani
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2 Aug 2006 18:35:18 GMT Report for Abuse
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expectation was running at an all time high when everythign came crashing down with the last word!
I rather not comment here :- |
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2 Aug 2006 18:38:50 GMT Report for Abuse
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Ruwani / kamani (I seem to mistake one for the other), I plan on look for my princess too during my stay.
Not good news since taking up the South African team captainacy our Prince ayya has lost everything and in the hunt again :(
Sorry, good luck though!! |
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2 Aug 2006 19:07:55 GMT Report for Abuse
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I rather not comment here :-
aiyoo again leaving us all high and dry! |
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2 Aug 2006 19:24:59 GMT Report for Abuse
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TC,
where is your Shishya today? Haven't seen him. |
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