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prince
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 30 Apr 2006 13:27:29 GMT Report for Abuse
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BONGGO .... JAYAWEWA, all 200 is nearing.
One more CBK ...
3 boys all of around 17 years of age were walking along Galle face on morning when they saw Chandrika jogging. Suddenly, they saw her going to be hit by a passing vehicle. Putting their lives in danger they somehow manage to save CBK. To show her gratitude she says ' Thank you for saving my life. If somethign would have happened to me Sri Lanka would have been at a great loss. To show you my gratitude tell me anything you want & I will make it happen for you'.
BOY #1 : I want to go to the best University in USA
CBK immediately makes a few calls on her Mobile
& it is arranged.
BOY #2 : I want to entrance to Oxford University.
CBK immediately makes a another few call & it
is done.
BOY #3 : I want to have my funeral at Independence Square.
CBK : Taken aback says ' isnt that a bit of a strange
request froma young lad like you? why is it so???
Boy3 replies, 'Madam when my father finds out I
saved your life he is sure to KILL ME !! |
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 1 May 2006 12:31:09 GMT Report for Abuse
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A good batting track it seems. Lets go for the double century.
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shanika
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 2 May 2006 09:28:53 GMT Report for Abuse
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I just stumbled in to this thread, and looks like the 'thala thel' bros and 'pol thel' bros have united, at least here.
nice to see that.
keep up the good work guys!! |
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If you haven't got any charity in your heart,
you have the worst kind of heart,
--a heart, a heart, a heart--
Everywhere I go I see the people fight and part,
swirling about in a human cesspit and dart,
--a dart, a dart, a dart--
O God, O God, how weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable it seems,
to me all the uses of this world to live or let die it screams
--a fart, a fart, a fart--
Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain, a human cart,
Ill habits gather unseen degrees, as brooks make rivers, rivers run to seas
for a start --a start, a start, a start-- |
tamilcanuck
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2 May 2006 12:32:07 GMT Report for Abuse
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Shanika,
can we also have some pol thel Nangila contributing instaed of being on the sidelines. Only your Pal Kamani contributes. surely you gals would have the odd joke that takes the mickey of the males!
Edited By - tamilcanuck - 2 May 2006 12:32:31 GMT |
prince
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BONGGO, Infact yes this is the only site i visit. Since the inception of this Ive stopped reading others. It has become a tension reliever for me. The jokes, the rap & baila ... so guys & gals lets rock & Rooolllleee !!
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===========CHOOSING A BRIDE============
The story begins in a Colombo suburb. The mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the slightest indication of getting married. So one day she called her son to her house.
The son came home from work, grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose as his future bride.
The first one was a well-endowed telephonist-cum-receptionist. He immediately commented that: 'Aiyoo amma, they always say.... PLEASE HOLD ON ... HOLD ON........'
The second nominee was a leggy secretary. This was rejected also. Reason being: 'Aiyoo...amma, secretaries are always fond of Saying 'PLEASE SLOW DOWN ...SLOW DOWN....'
By this time, the mother is nearing frustration. She called a sweet but plain-looking teacher. The son suddenly agreed!!
The mother was surprised and asked, 'Why this one? The previous two were a lot better looking!'
He replied,'Teachers aaah....teachers are very good, they always say:'PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I Want it done 10 times...SOME MORE, SOME MORE!'
Her youngest son (10 years old), was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted: 'aiyya... female bus conductor is much better than that... they always say:
'POLLA ALLANG ISSARAHATA YANNA.......... THAWA ATHULATA IDA THIYENAWA...ANEY THAWA PODDAK ATHULATA RINGANNAKO...... OHOMA YAMU ATHULATA...... ' |
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Fairplay,
'POLLA ALLANG ISSARAHATA YANNA.......... THAWA ATHULATA IDA THIYENAWA...ANEY THAWA PODDAK ATHULATA RINGANNAKO...... OHOMA YAMU ATHULATA......
Mate, its very interesting and I heard sometime ago but was little circumspect not to write it knowing I would be murdered for doing it :-)but there you go.
I know there are similar stuff but cannot remember some. |
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