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tamilcanuck
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 26 Apr 2006 13:00:43 GMT Report for Abuse
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More men bashing. helping out the fairer intimacy!!
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer .
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
Man says to God: 'God, why did you make woman so beautiful?'
God says: 'So you would love her.'
'But God,' the man says , 'why did you make her so dumb?'
God says: 'So she would love you.' |
Kamani
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 26 Apr 2006 13:12:55 GMT Report for Abuse
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Dear Ayyas:
Here anothet joke for your ayyas:)
Tarzan and animals went to river to take bath.
Tarzan removed his clothes.
All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked 'why'?
Animals said 'your tail is in front!! |
Bonggo
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 27 Apr 2006 04:22:30 GMT Report for Abuse
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Ha ha ha ha thats why men move forward!
Tamilcankun: If a man cries he has lost something really precious, the remote control. |
prince
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 27 Apr 2006 10:54:39 GMT Report for Abuse
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Kamani nangi ; welcome & do keep sending your jokes. Infact we could do with more of the opposite intimacy.
TCK: The gypsies latest CD I'm told is
'AYE - I dont know why' Ive heard some songs of it
as always, really good. I tried to get my hands on one
during my last visit to CMB but wasnt able to.
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ENGLISH SIGNDS IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES ...
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COCKTAIL LOUNGE NORWAY ...
'Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar'
A BUDAPEST ZOO ..
'Pls do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food give the guard on duty'
DOCTORS OFFICE - ROME
'Speacialists in women & other diseases'
NAIROBI RESTAURANT
'Customers who find our waiteresses rude should see
our Manager'
ON AN INDIAN HIGHWAY
'Take Notice - when this sign is under water the road
is impassable'
IN A CITY RESTAURANT - INDIA
'Open seven days a week & weekends'
CEMETARY
'Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from
any, but their own graves'
HOTEL RULES & REGULATION - TOKYO
'Guests are requested not to smoke or do other
disgusting behaviours in bed'
RESTUARANT MENU - SWITZERLAND
'Our wines leave you nothing to hope for '
BAR - TOKYO
'Speacial cocktails for ladies with nuts'
HOTEL - JAPAN
'You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid'
HOTEL - ZURICH
'Due to the impropriety of entertaining huests of the opposite intimacy in the bedroom, it is suggested that the Lobby be used for this purpose'
AIRLINE OFFICE - COPENHAGEN
'We take your bags & send them in all directions'
LAUNDRY - ROME
'Ladies leave your clothes here & spend the afternoon having a good time'
ADVERTISTMENT FOR DONKEY RIDES - THAILAND
'Would you like to ride on your own ASS'
WINDOW OF SWISS FURIER
'Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin' |
Bonggo
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27 Apr 2006 12:05:45 GMT Report for Abuse
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AT THE ENTRANCE OF A CLOSED FACTORY IN SRI LANKA:
Tresspassers will be persecuted! |
DrAkai
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27 Apr 2006 20:40:01 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo and all the crazy lot,
Ever heard this song 'Handa mama' by Freddy Silva.
Handa mama udin yathey
Apey mama bimin yathey
Handa mamai ape mamai denna eka kanthoruwe
Weda keruwe,
dennata denna kiri pani wagey
Kanthoruwe nilathala deruwe
Handa mama hema mohothema wage idiri anagathaya gena mai beluwe
Ape mama ohe kakul wana wana eda dawasa genamai beluwe
Diyunu wanna welawak nethiwee ape mama thawa pahala giya
Raja kari hari akurata itu kala handa mama thawa ihala giya
Nitharama thamange anagathaya gena seetheema weda gath noweda kiya
Akase indan thanpath gathiyen etha handa mama denetha aya
Rough transaltion is Handa mama (uncle moon) and our unlce worked in the same office. Our uncle loitered about than working hard so he was demoted whereas uncle moon worked his socks off and was promoted thus went to sky hence he was telling our unlce that it is important to work hard to get a decent future.
Enjoy chaps as well as singing if you know this :-) |
tamilcanuck
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28 Apr 2006 16:41:51 GMT Report for Abuse
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Thanks Prince. I have that. you can get it at Toranos.
in sticking with the latest craze and as the weekend is up here is more
RESTROOM SIGNS
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast
plate open.
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and
doesn't die.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower
my standards.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of
life, then
let's all get wasted together and have the time of
our lives.
Remember, it's not, How high are you? it's Hi, how
are you?
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
Fighting for peace is like -removed-ing for virginity.
No matter how good he looks, some other girl is
sick and tired of
putting up with his sh*t.
To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
anywhere.
Make love, not war.-Hell, do both, get married!
God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
If voting could really change things, it would be
illegal.
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or
testicles, you're going
to have trouble with it.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the
opposite of progress?
Congress!
Watch out for Gay Limbo Dancers
Express Lane: Five beers or less
* Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's.
Phoenix, AZ.
You're too good for him.
* Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed
Debevic's, Beverly
Hills, CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
* Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed
Debevic's, Beverly
Hills,CA
Edited By - tamilcanuck - 28 Apr 2006 16:44:37 GM |
prince
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29 Apr 2006 10:10:29 GMT Report for Abuse
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The Queen,George Bush & Chandrika all died & went to hell.
They were sitting & chatting to gether when the Queen wondered how her subjects were & requested the Devil for a call to England. After a lot of persuasion she got the call & spoke for about 5 minutes ...
Queen : How much for the call ?
Devil : 1 million pounds
Queen : A million quid ??? however she had no choice but to pay. She paid & went back to her seat.
George Bush not wanting to be kept out of things requested a call too. he was given the call, spoke for about 3 minutes & was charged 2 Million dollars.
Chandrika seeing all this got extremely jealous. She made a hughe racket & started shouting I too need a call. I need to speak to my prime miniter The Army commander need to know how the war is going ... etc. The devil was so irritated he gave her the call to Sri lanka. She spok & spoke & spoke she went on for about 10 hours. Finally she asked..
CHANDRIKA : how much for the call
DEVIL : 15 Rupees only
CHNADRIKA : What only 15 Rupees ????
DEVIL : Yes, HELL TO HELL is considered a LOCAL CALL !! |
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30 Apr 2006 12:02:43 GMT Report for Abuse
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I do not want retaliation
I do not want extermination
I do not want persecution
I do need some relaxation
The news is full of sensation
Folks are full of imagination
No room for any consultation
No compromise nor consideration
Beloved motherland in desperation
Cries for help from every nation
They always call for coordination
But for action there is hesitation
We have no oil for compensation
BBC news deserves condemnation
No point indulging in this situation
I am retreating to watch Sivaji Ganeshan |
Bonggo
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30 Apr 2006 12:15:23 GMT Report for Abuse
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Yarakaha, izu yarukaha
Inda Maligai vasantha maligai
Porattukal ... Nadantha maligai
Yarakaha ......
Yuththamey ... po po ...
Samathanamey ... va va ..
Yengirunthu bombsu vanthazu
Yengirunthu vedil vanthazu
Sorkamaha naan ninaiththazu
Indru narahamaha marivittazu
Yarakaha ....... kadawuley oh hoh ooooh
Edited By - Bonggo - 30 Apr 2006 12:17:42 GMT |
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