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 20 Jul 2006 14:25:18 GMT Report for Abuse
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Osama vs Bush
Osama Bin Laden got fed up with the Americans suggesting they might have killed him, so he decided to write a letter to Bush to prove he was still in the game.
When President Bush received the letter, he scratched his head in puzzlement. This is what it said:
370H55V-0773H.
He passed it on to Condi Rice and she turned her cipher team loose on it. They couldn't make it out, so they called in the CIA and the FBI, who also failed to decode it.
At last, in desperation, they sent it to Britain's MI5. The Brits got back to them inside of a minute.
'Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.' |
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20 Jul 2006 14:30:16 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hello Lula,
Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa. Becareful machang, someone will use the message on you. |
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20 Jul 2006 14:31:29 GMT Report for Abuse
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TC,
Any brothel house jokes?
I cannot understand why your friend only loves brothels. May be willing to do anything and everything for $.
Aney paw, I feel sorry. |
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 20 Jul 2006 14:32:50 GMT Report for Abuse
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'Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.'
good one Lula. with my reconstructed neck i need a massage now ! |
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20 Jul 2006 14:34:15 GMT Report for Abuse
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I cannot understand why your friend only loves brothels.
Ane mae yanna nikan yanna...mama dha methana awilla ara jara katha kiwwe? |
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20 Jul 2006 14:43:25 GMT Report for Abuse
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Guru,
Come to the Ashram for a kotakal massage.
Lula,
Ha ha haaa, izey vasanathha thiruppi thiruppi solluwal. Unna vida maattal machan, vidaveyyyyy matttal!
Edited By - Bonggo - 20 Jul 2006 14:47:26 GMT |
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20 Jul 2006 14:43:37 GMT Report for Abuse
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Sri LAnkan HAIrCut!!
There once was a very good old barber
in New York.
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The Florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies:
'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
A Sri Lankan software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut.
But the barber replies: 'I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you.
I am doing community service.' The Sri Lankan software engineer is happy and leaves.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there...
Can you guess?
Do you know the answer yet?
Come on, think like a Sri Lankan ....
..... a dozen Sri Lankans waiting
for a free haircut ! |
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20 Jul 2006 14:50:02 GMT Report for Abuse
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| The above joke is about an Indian. If its in anyway twisted to be Sri Lankan then it reminds me of the drama 'He comes from Jaffna'. |
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20 Jul 2006 14:53:33 GMT Report for Abuse
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Ruwaninangi,
That drama came from what period? |
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20 Jul 2006 14:55:32 GMT Report for Abuse
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Shisya to Lula,
Unna vida maattal machan, vidaveyyyyy matttal!
you got that right! |
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