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Ruwani
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 20 Jul 2006 13:38:53 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hi Bonggo ayya,
How do you like this joke? Suresh received it on his inbox.
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 20 Jul 2006 13:53:48 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo ayya,
here's another one to crack :)
CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020
Operator: 'Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your...'
Customer: 'Heloo, can I order..'
Operator : 'Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?'
Customer: 'It's eh..., hold.......... on......889861356102049998-45-54610'
Operator : 'OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan
Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile
is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?'
Customer: 'Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : 'We are connected to the system Sir'
Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'
Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir'
Customer: 'How come?'
Operator : 'According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir'
Customer: 'What?... What do you recommend then?'
Operator : 'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'
Customer: 'How do you know for sure?'
Operator : 'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from
the National Library last week Sir'
Customer: 'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much
will that cost?'
Operator : 'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total
is $49.9! 9'
Customer: 'Can I pay by! credit card?'
Operator : 'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan,
Sir.'
Customer: 'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives'
Operator : 'You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today'
Customer: 'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?'
Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
come and collect it on your motorcycle...'
Customer: ' What!'
Operator : 'According to the details in system ,you own a
Scooter,...registration number 1123...'
Customer: ' ????'
Operator : 'Is there anything else Sir?'
Customer: 'Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?'
Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also
diabetic....... '
Customer: '***%&$%%### You $##$%%@!)))'
Operator 'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you
were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?'
Customer: Faints... |
tamilcanuck
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20 Jul 2006 14:01:53 GMT Report for Abuse
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Allright cowboys and cowgirls,
TC is done with this line of Questioning, for the time being ofcourse!!
Aganthukaya, i think we better give it some rest. do appreciate the comments though.
Shanika, thanks but yes youre right in that if you get dragged then the focus might change. But you cant count on me standing up for anyone who In my view is correct whoever the opponent is. (if its a guy all the more better since i dont like to have arguments with gals !!!)
Jillball,
I thought it was good entertainment but lets continue this another day :) . i remember useless stuff. i have to do my patriotic duty today and i'll be back later. |
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 20 Jul 2006 14:05:41 GMT Report for Abuse
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Ruwani,
Ha ha ha that poor husband. Thanks.
Ruwani,
That was a gooooooooooooood one :) Funny though it sounds, one day it could become a reality. It will be dreadful to live in such a period! |
tamilcanuck
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20 Jul 2006 14:12:51 GMT Report for Abuse
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Ruwani/bonggo,
damn by the time i finish reading it i might as well go home. |
Ruwani
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20 Jul 2006 14:14:06 GMT Report for Abuse
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It will be dreadful to live in such a period!
Oh my gosh bonggo ayya you men are so pathetic. Ogollanta oluwe thiyenne ochcharama thamai...kanagaatui kiyanna ayye habai eka aththa. |
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20 Jul 2006 14:16:42 GMT Report for Abuse
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Surgeons speak
Caribbean Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first, a Cuban surgeon, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, a Jamaican surgeon, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third, a Barbadian surgeon, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth, a Guyanian surgeon, chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'
But the fifth, a Trinidadian surgeon, shut them all up when he observed:
'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the as$ are interchangeable. |
Ruwani
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20 Jul 2006 14:19:29 GMT Report for Abuse
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Surgeons speak
YAWN! Any brothel house jokes? Those are the ones you are familliar with, aren't you? |
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20 Jul 2006 14:22:07 GMT Report for Abuse
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kanagaatui
whats the meaning of this please .one word and the whole sentence is out of sync!! |
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20 Jul 2006 14:25:08 GMT Report for Abuse
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Guru,
kanagatui kiyanna = sorry to say.
Ruwani,
I was referring to living in a future advance period. I Dread to live in such an advanced time because we will have no privacy whatsover. |
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