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DrAkai
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 24 Apr 2006 22:41:55 GMT Report for Abuse
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Tck,
Any idea of what the oldest running thread is without being snapped in top 10 or 20? |
Kulakottan
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 25 Apr 2006 03:33:00 GMT Report for Abuse
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Dear Fairplay,
Thank you for the welcome to 'Thinnai Kondaattam'.
Another one:
Father Joseph lives alone and preaches, with a small black community in a very remote African Countryside.
One day Totoo, head of one of the families, comes rushing to the Priest dragging his wife carrying a white infant. Priest look at him worried.
He shouts at the Priest:
Hey Father Joseph!!
I very upset.
I already have 10 children; all black.
Now I have 11 baby borne and is white. You are only white man for 500 km .
You explain me.
Tell me Fr Joseph what this means.
Fr. Joseph thinks for a while and he says:
Hmmmmmm...............
Totoo..
No hasty conclusions. Nature is unfathomable.
Let me explain to you...
Fr Joseph takes him to a herd of goats - all of them white and only one are black.
Showing them to Totoo, Fr Joseph says:
Totoo....
See all the goats are white except one.
Only God knows why sometimes a black goat is borne.
These are the secret of Nature. You have to accept them without understanding them
Totoo is a little puzzled but smiles little later.
Take the Priest to a side and whispers to him:
I understand Father Joseph.
I quiet about the white baby.
You no tell anyone about the black goat, Okey??.
Enjoy the fun.
Edited By - Kulakottan - 25 Apr 2006 03:36:47 GMT |
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 25 Apr 2006 04:32:57 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hi folks,
How's this one,
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded, and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit in the bus. The husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk and says to him: 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!
The blind man replies: 'If you would've put a rubber on the end of your stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up!' |
LuLa
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25 Apr 2006 04:38:33 GMT Report for Abuse
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TC,
See if there is a new version for this one,
CREATION OF GOD
God created the donkey and said to him:
'You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back.
You will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years.'
The donkey answered:
'I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is too much, Give me only 20 years'
God granted his wish.
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God created the dog and said to him:
'You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
You will be a dog. ' The dog answered:
'My Lord, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years'
God granted his wish.
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God created the monkey and said to him:
'You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. ' The monkey answered:
'To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years.'
God granted his wish.
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Finally God created man and said to him:
'You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 25 years.'
Man responded:
'Lord, I will be a man but to live only 25 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused.
' God granted man's wish
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And since then, man lives 25 years as a man,
marries and spends 30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.
Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,
so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.
That's Life,Is'nt it? |
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25 Apr 2006 04:45:22 GMT Report for Abuse
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Lula, yes machang this is life. Are you in the monkey's stage now?
Prince Fairplay and the rest, thanks for the encouragements ..
Where is thaat guy Vimukkthi, what happened to him?
Edited By - Bonggo - 25 Apr 2006 04:46:28 GMT |
Kulakottan
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25 Apr 2006 04:52:19 GMT Report for Abuse
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Naleen,
It is the young ones in the west who are using 'Good Friends' the most.
They know the value.....
Kula |
Kulakottan
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25 Apr 2006 04:54:27 GMT Report for Abuse
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Bonggo,
Lula is not in the monkey's stage now; but the donkey's stage.
Lula - aren't you?
I have reached the monkey's age but still living like a donkey.
Kula
Edited By - Kulakottan - 25 Apr 2006 04:55:11 GMT |
LuLa
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25 Apr 2006 05:30:27 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hi pals,
Yes, I like to be in the monkeys age but still a donkey.
Here is another one, enjoy.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the
other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as 'Euro-English'.
In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of the'k'. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have l less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like
'fotograf' 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a
deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of
the silent 'e's in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be
dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kors be aplid
to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech
ozer.
Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen ve vil tak over ze vorld! |
Kulakottan
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25 Apr 2006 05:43:44 GMT Report for Abuse
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Lula,
Back to a common language 'Latin' is it???
Kula |
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