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Kulakottan
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 24 Apr 2006 08:42:21 GMT Report for Abuse
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Tamilcanuck,
I can't match you, young guys. But let me put my two cents worth:
At dawn the telephone rings.
'Hello,..... Senor Lucky? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your
country house.'
'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?'
'Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your parrot died.
'My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International Talking
competition?'
'Si, Senor, that's the one.'
'Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird.
'What did he die from?'
'From eating rotten meat, Senor.'
'Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?'
'Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse.'
'Dead horse? What dead horse?'
'The thoroughbred, Senor Lucky. He died from all
that work pulling the water cart.'
'Are you insane? What water cart?'
'The one we used to put out the fire, Senor.'
'Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?'
'The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and
the curtains caught on fire.'
'What the.....! But there's electricity at the
house! What was the candle for?'
'For the funeral, Senor.'
'WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?!'
'Your wife's, Senor...She showed up one night out of the blue
and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Tiger
Woods Nike Driver.'
SILENCE............................................
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'Ernesto if you broke that golf club, you're in deep sh*t!
Kula |
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 24 Apr 2006 10:03:44 GMT Report for Abuse
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Dr Akai and Bonggo,
Thanks for the nice words. I probably am a nangi to you both as I am in my 20s.
Now here is a joke for you ayyas a very girlie joke sent to me by a friend :)
Friends are like bra
Always near you
Good friends are like condom
Always protect you
Best friends are like viagra
Lift you up when you are down |
Kulakottan
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24 Apr 2006 11:52:01 GMT Report for Abuse
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Kamani,
Hope you don't throw the Good Friends away once they are used.
Thanks
Kula
Edited By - Kulakottan - 24 Apr 2006 11:53:00 GMT |
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 24 Apr 2006 12:10:23 GMT Report for Abuse
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Ha ha Kula That was a goooooooooood one!
Kamani, thanks a lot for the jokes. I will keep in my library :) |
Kulakottan
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24 Apr 2006 12:27:52 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hi Bonggo,
If not for Kamani's joke mine wouldn' have been possible. The credit should go to her(????)
Ha!!ha!!he!!he!!
Kula
Edited By - Kulakottan - 24 Apr 2006 12:28:34 GMT |
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 24 Apr 2006 14:48:15 GMT Report for Abuse
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| Bonggo, you tend to amaze me daily. fanstastic stuff. keep going ... Kula, yes .... really good one. |
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 24 Apr 2006 15:22:42 GMT Report for Abuse
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Varrey Vaa!!
Jolly kellek netha avilla inney. Kamani dhuwa meka thamai Gune aiyyage bajjaw dhaana kaambare.
Gentlemen,
Pardon me for not visiting often. My son and daughte thank Vimukthi and Bongoo for return Raps. I will sit with them for a review of this thread APPROPRIATELY.
I am exalted by everyone's contributions.
Dear Kula,
Welcome to the Thinnai kondaattam.
Fairplay
Edited By - Fairplay - 24 Apr 2006 19:58:46 GMT |
tamilcanuck
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Kula,
age is no barrier. Its the mind.
Lula,
i guess you have the original version. we have newer versions and here is the updated one. The male equivalent on eis given on pg11
FEMALE ANALYSIS
Women--Chemical Analysis
Element: Women
Symbol: WO
Discovered by: ADAM
Atomic Weight: Average expected as 118, but there are known isotopes
ranging from 100 to 160, with highly radioactive occurrences at 250 and
better (avoid at all costs).
Occurrence: Surplus quantities in all urban areas.
(except the general location referred to as POUGHKEEPSIE)
Chemical Properties:
1. Possesses great affinity for Gold(Au), silver(Ag), platinum(Pt), and
precious and semi-precious stones and minerals.
2. Capable of absorbing great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously if left alone with male.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased with saturation
in ethanol (alcohol).
5. Yields to pressure if applied to correct points.
Mental Properties:
1. Difficult to ascertain due to the nature of the thought process that
the specimen follows.
a) Revamped testing procedures are under study, but projected
realizations of test availability dates constantly slip.
Physical Properties:
1. Surface very smooth and soft, with many interesting irregularities,
usually selectively covered in painted films.
a) Avoid those that apply different colored films to each fingernail.
b) Some specimen will exhibit a tendency towards thick applications
of films resulting in eyes that look like they are bulging out
of there heads. Beware this variety as they may be prone to
cracking resulting in a realization of what you see ain't what
you get or lead poisoning.
2. Boils at nothing and freezes without reason.
3. Melts if given proper treatment.
4. Bitter if used incorrectly.
5. Found in various states in nature, ranging from virgin metal to
common ore.
6. Selective specimens have pleasant aroma.
7. Warm to hold. Capable of warming other objects it is held close to.(at
times causing overheating.
Uses:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Most powerful reducing agent of money known.
3. Can aid in relaxation.
4. Some versions capable of brightening the day.
5. Can be used to stimulate the heart muscle of a male for what ever
reason.
a) Use with CAUTION. Positive and Negative results have been obtained
for a given stimuli depending on version.
6. Some instrumental for starting GLOBAL WARFARE.
7. Making dinner reservations.
8. Excellent memories for tasks that males generally forget.
9. With a minimum of flattery it is possible to get versions to perform
trivial tasks.
Tests:
1. Pure specimens turn rosy if discovered in natural state.
2. Turns bright green if placed beside better specimen.
3. Become coy when confronted with truth.
Caution:
1. Highly dangerous in inexperienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one permanent specimen, in spite of the
fact that specimens can and do obtain possession of more than one
of the male gender, and, lie about it.
3. Terrible drivers.
4. Carry ear plugs to prevent ear damage due to spontaneous outbursts.
5. Known for rendering telephones into melted slag.
6. Affinity for rolling pins.
7. Generally obtain lawyers for divorce settlements, that can expand
on the idea 'weaker intimacy'.
Edited By - tamilcanuck - 24 Apr 2006 20:30:28 GM |
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24 Apr 2006 20:52:49 GMT Report for Abuse
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Machan Bonggo,
When did Kamani nenda become nangi?
Kamani nangi,
Welcome to our Baila club.
Sorry for teasing, take it easy.
TC,
Thanks for the new version.
Fairplay, Kula
Good ones, thanks. |
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24 Apr 2006 21:43:50 GMT Report for Abuse
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Kamani nangi,
Nice of you to put some sense of humour to spice up our Baila/joking/bits and bobs thread.
I guess we need many more of your type :-) |
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