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Bonggo
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 1 Jul 2006 06:43:14 GMT Report for Abuse
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So you are a man. I thought you are a woman.
You have many faces here.
We never had an argument. We just lost touch. Tigress is not as active as before |
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 1 Jul 2006 11:26:45 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hi Shanika, I think most of us are in the same boat.
England is on to a steady start, we need few quick wickets. |
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 1 Jul 2006 11:27:49 GMT Report for Abuse
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Such morons should be kicked out the moment they log in.
The only moron that needs to be kicked out of here is the Pimp who was promoting prostitution here in this forum. This forum is not a place for such activites. Besides he doesn't even know how to talk to a lady.
Here is his post:
you can have them just for a hundred US dollars, they will do anything and everything.
How many do you want? |
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1 Jul 2006 12:16:44 GMT Report for Abuse
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Radaw,
Your Seth pooja is very important to the ashram because a few evil spirits have entered here and are causing a lot of trouble.
Also, get ready with your dummala pol katta, may be some vass kavi also have to be chanted.
BTW, for a long time, we were looking for a Deva-daasi for the temple, at last I found a very suitable one.
The one which keeps on talking about the world's oldest profession is ideal for the job.
She is willing to do anything and everything for just a hundred US dollars, I am sure the Mahaguruji, the shysias and the devotees can afford to pay that.
Edited By - LuLa - 1 Jul 2006 12:21:19 GMT |
shanika
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Hi All,
These are some laws that apparently Sir Newton forgot or 'overlooked' to formulate. whatever it is, I don't think there is anyone here who has not experienced all of this at least once. Just read and see.... :-)
Some Important Laws... Newton Forgot to State...
Must Read and know
LAW OF QUEUE : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. |
Bonggo
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1 Jul 2006 15:02:34 GMT Report for Abuse
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Adida Sundaralingam!
Guys,
Sri Lanka 137/0 in 10 overs!
If the guys can maintain the momentum, it will be great. Ananda and Tamicankun goin great guns! Good selection Captain.
Let them not lose concentration, still a long way to go.
Cheer Radaw Abeysekera cheer
Era okata era .. |
Bonggo
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1 Jul 2006 15:09:50 GMT Report for Abuse
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Captain oh captain,
I am lost for words. You are the best. You know all the laws and rules.
And players are abiding by it.
Radaw's seth pooja and the guru mantram seem to be working.
You too cheer captain. Say:
Era okata era
Adida Sundaralingam |
Bonggo
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Guys,
Jayasuriya started his career in the 20th Century and scored his 21st century in the 21st Century! |
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Wede upset . . .
While I was holding seth pooja, I sneaked into Mahaguru's (TC's) quarters watched the cricket match on that big LCD, holding dummala katta on one hand. When things got tough for us in the first half I helped myself to a little bottle or two from the mini-bar guru keeps for medicinal purposes.
Woke up this morning when Shani threw a bucket of water over me muttering something like Manasa Sanvuta Deera . . . Then only I noticed that I have nearly set fire to Mahaguru's quarters. It was a miracle that villagers came and put out the fire. Anyways we manage to clean up.
So it was only in the morning that I realized that we have won. What a performance. Seth Pooja worked. Jaya Wewa. Now I must get hold of someone recorded the match.
Lula, I'm only authorized to conduct seth poojas. When things get out of hand it is your job to do the necessary. But keep in mind that we are not allowed to harm any Ashram members.
Edited By - radaw - 2 Jul 2006 05:00:42 GMT |
shanika
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Good morning Everyone!
Radaw,
Shani.......muttering 'Manasa Sanvuta Deera'
That's a good one....:-))) Haven't muttered that in a while now but thanks for reminding :-) Btw, I didn't record the match but looks like Pradana Shishya i.e.Don bonggo might have recorded it .
P.S: You might be happy to know that because the villagers were so good at extinguishing the fire, there's no trace that anything spooky ever happened. Mahaguru would not have been pleased to see his holy abode 'tampered with' ......so the ashram members took a unanimous decision to keep quite about the incident.
Bonggo,
Yes, your mantra and Radaw's Seth pooja has worked. :-)
And yes, I took your cue and cheered on. Since our official cheerleader, by his own admission was eh... 'unavailable' last evening, I think we did our bit so that his absence would not be felt that badly :-)
Edited By - shanika - 2 Jul 2006 03:48:55 GMT |
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