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LuLa
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 27 Jun 2006 07:50:32 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hello everyone,
The Mahaguruji, disciples, shyshias, devotees, captions, players, and spectators.
Thanks for welcoming me back, was in Sri Lanka during the last few weeks.
Sad to say that the country is turning into a hell again.
Talking of Hell, here is another story,
Queen Elizabeth, Bush and Chandrika all died and went to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said:
'I miss England, I would be pleased to phone England and see how everybody is doing there'
So she called and talked for about 5 minutes.
Then she said:
'Well devil, how much do I owe you?'
The devil : 'A million pounds' .
'A million pounds!????' & she made him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming,
'Me too, I wanna Phone the USA, I wanna see how everybody is doing too. So He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said:
'Well , devil how much do I owe you?'
The devil :'Two million dollars'.
'Two million dollars!!???' & he Made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Chandrika was extremely jealous too. She starts screaming and screaming
'I also want to phone Srilanka! I want to see how everybody is doing
there too, I want to talk to the army, ministers, I want to talk to everybody'.
She called Srilanka and was talking non stop - she talked for about Twenty hours.
Then she said: 'Well, devil, how much do I owe you?'
The devil : 'Ten rupees.....only ten rupees.'
Chandrika screamed 'ONLY TEN RUPEES??????'
The devil says, 'Well, from Hell to Hell, it's a local Call'.! |
Bonggo
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27 Jun 2006 09:38:29 GMT Report for Abuse
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Naleen,
Good Jokes Joker.
Here is another Sardarji joke that you may not find on the Internet:
Harkam Singh was employed as a bartender in a Moscow pub. One day during the winter he opened the pub door and forgot to close it. A cold draught came in and a rude customer got really annoyed by it and yelled:
'Hey you, close that Vladivostok door! What's wrong with you man? Were you brought up in a barn?'
Harkam was visibly shaken by this verbal assault. The poor fellow sat in a corner and started to cry. The customer did not expect it will upset him too much and went to console him.
'I am sorry mate, I got angry because of the cold air coming in. I did not mean to be rude you see'
'No no, I am not crying because of that'
'Then why are you crying?'
'In fact I was brought up in a barn in Punjab'
'So?'
'Whenever I see a jackass I feel homesick!'
Edited By - Bonggo - 27 Jun 2006 09:41:05 GMT |
Bonggo
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27 Jun 2006 09:51:06 GMT Report for Abuse
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Haiieee Captain,
Did that actually appear in a newspaper? Even if not it's funny.
Now we should prepare ourselves for the next match. Mimsie CISA is feelling sick. So our netball captain Naleen can replace him to open the innings. We expect a couple of players to play a long innings. Need more practice in running between the wickets and taking catches.
By the way how was your royal catch? |
shanika
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 27 Jun 2006 10:16:56 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hi Bonggo,
How are you doing?
I got it from a friend-through email :-)
Is Mimsie still not well? if so, Naleen might be a good option-if he can spare time from shopping for the pinky garments. I have also been thinking about including our Petijo in the team. What says you?
In the meantime, while Lula comes back, I have noticed that cheerleader Radaw-since organizing the bash for the 1000th mark-has not made an appreance.and where is Dr. A?
Since of late, I have begun to question my catching skills-used to be good but not too sure anymore- and it hurts my ego to admit this, you know, been the captian and all. so this time too, I had a 'royal' drop.
I am of course talking about cricket :-)
Edited By - shanika - 27 Jun 2006 10:20:34 GMT |
DrAkai
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 27 Jun 2006 11:14:05 GMT Report for Abuse
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where is Dr. A?
You won't die my dear I'm just at every nook and cranny as they say.
I have been pretty busy lately with all sorts of work and have not been at my usual best. But my dear Captain, I am always at your request and see I would come to practise sessions.
Recently I've developed my old rash on my left arm so as a precaution I have to drink plenty of water so I may bring my water bottle to the nets too :-)
Have a nice day Shanika |
Bonggo
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27 Jun 2006 11:19:23 GMT Report for Abuse
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Captain,
We can include the Ashram Baby Petijo as a reserved player. If anyone does not turn up for practice or injured, the she can be an indeal replacement.
Meanwhile, speedy recovery for all those ashramites who are not feeling well. Our prayers and Guru's blessings are there for you. |
tamilcanuck
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 27 Jun 2006 11:35:25 GMT Report for Abuse
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Since of late, I have begun to question my catching skills-used to be good but not too sure anymore-
I knew this LONG time ago. Thats why i wanted to be in a position close to you, incase of any rebounds! |
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