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shanika
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 26 Jun 2006 14:14:46 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hello Guru,
How are you?
I didn't know you guys were not in the netball team-a thousand apologies.
Anyway I am looking forward to the Pinky miniskirt match. :-) |
LuLa
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 26 Jun 2006 14:47:10 GMT Report for Abuse
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Subject: www.kify.com The Monk - tooooooo gud
Hi,
This is really a great suspense...
Read it carefully to know what it is.
.A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can?t tell you. You?re not a monk.
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, even fix his car.
That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.
The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can?t tell you. You?re not a monk.
The man says, All right, all right. I?m dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?
The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.
The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.
The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door.
The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key?
The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door.
The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door.
The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.
. . . But I can?t tell you what it is because none of you?re monks.
DON?T HUNT ME DOWN COS I?M STILL HUNTING THE PERSON WHO SENT ME THIS !!
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LuLa
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26 Jun 2006 14:50:46 GMT Report for Abuse
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Humor from Great Minds
?As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can?t remember the other two...?
Sir Norman Wisdom
?One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.?
Edgar Watson Howe
?A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!?
Doug Larson
?A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie!?
Eric Bolton
?When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn?t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.?
Erno Philips
? I only go to work on days that don?t end in a ?y?.?
Robert Paul
?We spend the first twelve months of our children?s liv! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.?
Phyllis Diller
?Laughter is the closest distance between two people.?
Victor Borge
?Start every day with a smile and get it over with.?
W.C. Fields
?Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.?
Will Rogers
?Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn?t work out, you haven?t wasted a whole day.?
Mickey Rooney
?Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children.
Men have the same choice we?ve always had: work or prison.?
Tim Allen
?If you never want to see a man again, say, ?I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...? - they leave skid marks.?
Rita Rudner
?I?m not afraid to die. I just don?t want to be there when it happens.?
Woody Allen
?Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn?t.?
Erica Jong
?Don?t take life too seriously, you?ll never get out of it alive.?
Elbert Hubbard
?Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.?
Wendell Johnson
?In life, it?s not who you know that?s important, it?s how your wife found out.?
Joey Adams
?I?ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she?ll kill me.?
Henry Youngman
?Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ??
Benny Hill
Cheers..............................................................................!
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26 Jun 2006 14:52:54 GMT Report for Abuse
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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground
and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and
Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so
exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started
to tell his mother, 'Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was
giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........'
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I
want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.' At the
dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
started hi! s story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go
into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving
Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane .... and Daddy
started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do
when Daddy was in the Army.' |
tamilcanuck
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 26 Jun 2006 18:05:43 GMT Report for Abuse
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Captain Cricket,
i am good thanks. hope the same with you. i must tell you that you cope well given the sometimes touchy questions and hostile environment!!
like i said before
black or white, give us a sight! |
Kulakottan
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 27 Jun 2006 03:10:00 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hi Lula,
You have been missing for a while!!
Where have you been????
Have you been counting the pebbles and grass blades???
Cheers!!
Kula |
shanika
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27 Jun 2006 03:56:51 GMT Report for Abuse
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So Lula has 'slipped' back into the thread.
Welcome back :-) |
Kulakottan
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27 Jun 2006 04:23:09 GMT Report for Abuse
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Yeah!! very happy.
Not only my call girl even the Koamaali is here!! |
Bonggo
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27 Jun 2006 04:38:17 GMT Report for Abuse
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Good morning folks!
Lula,
Now we know why you went on MIA. Good ones. BTW how do you keep a nerd in suspense? I'll tell you later :)
Quote of the day:
'You're about as useful as a one-legged man at a butt kicking contest.' - Rowan Atkinson.
Edited By - Bonggo - 27 Jun 2006 04:39:07 GMT |
shanika
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27 Jun 2006 05:03:55 GMT Report for Abuse
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Hi Every one,
C L A S S I F I E D S
These four classified ads appeared in a Kuwaiti newspaper on four
Consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first
day's mistake.
MONDAY:
For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 2555-0707 after
7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY:
Notice: We regret having erred in SK Shah's ad yesterday. It should
have
read, 'One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone
2555-0707 and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7PM.'
WEDNESDAY:
Notice: SK Shah has informed us that he has received several annoying
telephone calls because of the error we made in the
Classified ad yesterday. The ad stands correct as follows: 'For sale -
SK
Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 2555-0707 after 7PM
and
ask for Mrs Mani who loves with him.'
THURSDAY:
Notice: I, SK Shah, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it.
Don't
call 2555-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been
carrying on with Mrs Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but
she
quit. |
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