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DrAkai
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10 Feb 2006 22:51:56 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Tamilcanuck,

yes, I know your point is not to be lewd but to be poetic. So your intention very noble I have to say.

After all beauty is skin deep.
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10 Feb 2006 22:52:14 GMT  Report for Abuse   
DR akai wrote,

''I don't like women with too much make up as its bit difficult to feel the reality. ''

isnt there a saying something along the lines

women go to bed in top shape but somehow deteriate when the wake up. (presumably with the make up coming off i guess)
Edited By - tamilcanuck - 10 Feb 2006 22:55:15 GM
DrAkai
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10 Feb 2006 22:58:30 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Tck,

You see that's how the poets take into account very clean and concise with the appropriate meaning.
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10 Feb 2006 23:03:13 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Dr Akai,

looks like HGB is not too happy. he thinks with your potential you can improve an already good specimen!!
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10 Feb 2006 23:03:17 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Newbie,

Don't be too sad reminding the Edaward's song those guys who are left in the arid zone in life. But all guys are not left in the lurch there are very happy and content guys in the world unlike those who do the painting stuff.
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10 Feb 2006 23:08:41 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Tck,

There is lot of things to improve everyday and that's how life shapes up. It may be rather boring at times but things move on so do ourselves.
tamilcanuck
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10 Feb 2006 23:19:39 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Dr,Akai,

i need to step out. but heres something to think about. (something i got in my inbox so offense meant :):)


- FEMALE ANALYSIS
-
- Women--Chemical Analysis
- Element: Women
- Symbol: WO
-
- Discovered by: ADAM
-
- Atomic Weight: Average expected as 118, but there are known isotopes
- ranging from 100 to 160, with highly radioactive occurrences at 250 and
- better (avoid at all costs).
-
- Occurrence: Surplus quantities in all urban areas.
- (except the general location referred to as POUGHKEEPSIE)
-
- Chemical Properties:
- 1. Possesses great affinity for Gold(Au), silver(Ag), platinum(Pt), and
- precious and semi-precious stones and minerals.
- 2. Capable of absorbing great quantities of expensive substances.
- 3. May explode spontaneously if left alone with male.
- 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased with saturation
- in ethanol (alcohol).
- 5. Yields to pressure if applied to correct points.
-
- Mental Properties:
- 1. Difficult to ascertain due to the nature of the thought process that
- the specimen follows.
- a) Revamped testing procedures are under study, but projected
- realizations of test availability dates constantly slip.
-
- Physical Properties:
- 1. Surface very smooth and soft, with many interesting irregularities,
- usually selectively covered in painted films.
- a) Avoid those that apply different colored films to each fingernail.
- b) Some specimen will exhibit a tendency towards thick applications
- of films resulting in eyes that look like they are bulging out
- of there heads. Beware this variety as they may be prone to
- cracking resulting in a realization of what you see ain't what
- you get or lead poisoning.
- 2. Boils at nothing and freezes without reason.
- 3. Melts if given proper treatment.
- 4. Bitter if used incorrectly.
- 5. Found in various states in nature, ranging from virgin metal to
- common ore.
- 6. Selective specimens have pleasant aroma.
- 7. Warm to hold. Capable of warming other objects it is held close to.(at
- times causing overheating.
-
- Uses:
- 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
- 2. Most powerful reducing agent of money known.
- 3. Can aid in relaxation.
- 4. Some versions capable of brightening the day.
- 5. Can be used to stimulate the heart muscle of a male for what ever
- reason.
- a) Use with CAUTION. Positive and Negative results have been obtained
- for a given stimuli depending on version.
- 6. Some instrumental for starting GLOBAL WARFARE.
- 7. Making dinner reservations.
- 8. Excellent memories for tasks that males generally forget.
- 9. With a minimum of flattery it is possible to get versions to perform
- trivial tasks.
-
- Tests:
- 1. Pure specimens turn rosy if discovered in natural state.
- 2. Turns bright green if placed beside better specimen.
- 3. Become coy when confronted with truth.
-
- Caution:
- 1. Highly dangerous in inexperienced hands.
- 2. Illegal to possess more than one permanent specimen, in spite of the
- fact that specimens can and do obtain possession of more than one
- of the male gender, and, lie about it.
- 3. Terrible drivers.
- 4. Carry ear plugs to prevent ear damage due to spontaneous outbursts.
- 5. Known for rendering telephones into melted slag.
- 6. Affinity for rolling pins.
- 7. Generally obtain lawyers for divorce settlements, that can expand
- on the idea 'weaker sex'.
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10 Feb 2006 23:33:57 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Tck,

Man you are great mate. That makes my day. All those years of Chemistry of mine I have not encountered such a description on this NEWLY found element WO (I initially thought that there is only one in W as tungsten but you have created anothere one). Many thanks mate that is pure fun and I'm sure I can laugh for the next week with my lab mates.
But the problem is how do you define this WO? is it a metal, semi or non metal. Most probably a liquid I would say that drops and takes the volume anywhere it wants to :-))
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10 Feb 2006 23:49:45 GMT  Report for Abuse   
Ruwani,

I wonder why they don't have one of those real beauties like you suggested from SL on this forum unlike those creamed coveted plastic souls. I'm sure we have plenty of beauties in SL.
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11 Feb 2006 05:00:41 GMT  Report for Abuse   
I have my doubts... would the Indian enterprenuers give the same dose of publicity our beauties in their country... and in their media???
Hardly likely.

Don't our media / enterprenuers see the beauty in our models and use their talents for promotions? Cannot they find ways and means to enhance the quality and standard of our presentations and models? Don't they see the win-win situation for the businesses, our economy and the local girls?

If one analyses the bigger picture and the lost opportunities for the local talented models, it's a poor show!
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