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Joined: Nov 2005
|11 Oct 2006 17:52:19 GMT Report for Abuse
|Some notable ways BMW is known for
Black Mans Wheels
Brings More Women
Joined: Oct 2004
|11 Oct 2006 17:56:14 GMT Report for Abuse
|TC, add to that Big Money Waster
Joined: Nov 2005
|11 Oct 2006 18:28:04 GMT Report for Abuse
thanks for letting me know about the loop holes.
If you like it no matter what, you'll buy it. Glad I'm not in the US to be swindled like this.
The receiving centre here is amazing. You are given the top VIP treatment with a personnel touch.
Let me not mention what I drive here, as I'll be labelled as bragging about what I have. Yes I do know about a thing or two when it comes to the Ultimate driving machine.
BTW, I call it the 'BLACK MAGIC WOMAN'.
You never know what's in it for you untill you take her for spin around the block. Looks can be deceiving, so guys buckle up.
Joined: Apr 2006
|11 Oct 2006 18:46:00 GMT Report for Abuse
Acura: Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
Acura: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Acura: All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Acura: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Acura: Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Acura: Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Beetle: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW: Beastly Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW: Big Money Waste
BMW: Big Money Works
BMW: Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy.
BMW: Break My Windows
BMW: Broken Money Waster
BMW: Broken Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Brutal Money Waster
BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW: Big Money Waster
BMW: Blasphemized Motorized Wreck
BMW: Bastard Money Wielders
BMW: Bowel Movement Wagon
Buick: Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Buick: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Buick: Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
Camaro: Can't America Make A Real One?
Chevrolet: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Chevorlet: Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
Chevy: Charged Heavily
Chevy: Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet
Chrysler: Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Chrysler: Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's
Citroen: Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
Dodge: Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dodge: Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Datsun: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
Fiat: F Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
Fiat: Failure in Automotive Technology
Fiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fiat: Fix It Again Tony?
Fiat: Fix It All the Time
Fiat: F in a Taxi.
Ford: F over rebuilt Dodge
Ford: F Only Runs Downhill
Ford: F on Race Day
Ford: F Over-Rated Disaster
Ford: F Out-Right Dangerous
Ford: First On Recall Day
Ford: First on race day
Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford: Found on road dead
Ford: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Ford: F Owner Real Dumb!!
Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GM: General Mistake
GMC: Garage Man's Companion
GMC: Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC: Get More Chicks
GMC: Got More Crap
GMC: Grungy Merchandise
GMC: Got Mechanic Coming
G.T.I.: Got Tossers Inside
Honda: Helping Out Nips Destroying America
Honda: How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Honda: Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Honda: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Honda: Hand Over Dollars to Asians
Jaguar: Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
Jeep: Junk Eletrical and Emissions Parts
Jeep: Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
Jeep: Just Eat Every Pickle.
Jeep: Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Jeep: Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jeep: Jumps Everything Ever Parked
Mazda: Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly
Mopar: Most Often Passed At Races
Mopar: Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mopar: Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mopar: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
Mopar: Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars
Nissan: Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile Nightmare
Nissan: Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
Oldsmobile: Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Oldsmobile: Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
Pinto: Put In New Transmission Often
Plymouth: Pontiac Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac
Plymouth: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac
Porsche: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Porsche: Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Porsche: Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Porsche: Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
Renault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
SAAB: Stupid, Arrogant Arsehole Babies
SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
Subaru: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium
Toyota: Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Triumph: The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
VW: Very Worthless
STP: Stop Those Pistons.
E.F.I.: Extra 'F' Insurance
BOW TIE: Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines
NAPA: Never Any Parts Available.
Extra education, eh?
Edited By - Sritharan - 11 Oct 2006 18:51:38 GMT
Joined: Sep 2006
|11 Oct 2006 19:51:09 GMT Report for Abuse
|Don't let Sangaree get near to that car. If given half chance he will try and use this car for his usual business as once he used 'Yarl Devi'.
Joined: Jul 2006
|12 Oct 2006 08:05:59 GMT Report for Abuse
|CARS! CARS!! and CARS!
Everyone is talking about CARS!
Hmm...How stupid I had been...
When I submitted this photo I thought the last topic anybody might discuss would be....(now, hold your breath) CARS!!
Anyway, you might want to have some look at more and more CARS at the motor show. (including some 1970 models, for people love to be nostalgic)
(Well, if I had known you were so interested in CARS, I would have submitted the Fortuner in the first link....)
Edited By - Shakti - 12 Oct 2006 08:11:22 GMT
Joined: Aug 2006
|12 Oct 2006 20:19:39 GMT Report for Abuse
|Vimukthi and Nale:
Interesting to read your comment about Pugeout and German cars.
I had a VW for a 3 years and it broke down about once every three months. Got ripped off at the dealers time and time again to have it fixed. I knew freinds with the 307 and tehy are crap.
In my opinion this is how you buy cars. JApansese for unsurpassed reliability but not so much looks. American cars for ok reliability but great safety features. Have you seen the Pontiac G6. What a beaut!
Korean for reasonable reliability but dull ride. European for great looks, but horrendous reliability. Mu dad had a Fiat for a while in the 80s when the Regatas came out. Beautiful cars but real Fix It Again Tony Stuff.
I am now looking for a Camry now. Heck, someone just shoot me.