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Mucha-linda
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LK Information  20 Sep 2005 06:28:20 GMT  Report for Abuse  
TRUTH REVEALED

LADIES and GENTLEMEN:

Have you ever wondered why our beloved Opposition Leader Ponseka Ranil Wickramasinghe chose King Parakramabahu as the theme-person of his Election Campaign. I figured out the truth hitherto unknown.

THERE IS A GRAVE SIMILARITY BETWEEN KING PARAKRAMABAHU AND RANIL WICKRAMASINGHE. BOTH OF THEM ARE INFERTILE.

According to the Chronicles, King Parakramabahu also got married to a LEARNED WOMAN called Princess Lilavathi and reigned the country for 33 years. He did not leave anyone behind as a heir to the throne.

-Muchalinda

PS: All these evidences (including What Ranil said at Agalawattha meeting) make one thing clear. There are some JVPers advising him providing all these ropes to eat.

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Edited By - Mucha-linda - 20 Sep 2005 06:29:56 GM
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Now we know why P.ranil is following King Parakramabahu...thanks for the info...muchalinda...but there is one great difference...Parakramabahu ruled the country...but this P.ranil will never rule the country...

chao...
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Mucha,

Now the damage control mission of the UNP is on (after Ranil hit the fan with something disgusting).

They claim that Ranil was talikng about a Prince Parakramabahu not the Parakramabahu the great!

Now it is your turn..was there any significant Prince Parakramabahu who reclaimed marshy land by filling it with soil??

Cheers

PS : For Tamil members of the forum, Parakramabahu means (roughly) Armstrong in English!
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LK Information  20 Sep 2005 07:45:44 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Linda, if his brain is fertile that is good enough. Other fertility you are talking of is too personal and there are several ways to overcome that problem if he wants to. You are certain that he does not have even a single sperm in him? You know him too well I suppose. He can enjoy life without vasectomy. As a woman (I assume) perhaps you will appreciate the pain his wife may have over their childlessness.
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LK Information  20 Sep 2005 12:42:15 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Mr.Ranil, You are the Man..........
Well Done......
anizam
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LK Information  20 Sep 2005 13:38:40 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Muniraj:

As i told Amara NIce try :) :). Where on earth does it say that the drop is of the frist 63%???????. The report says Mahindas has lost 15%. It did NOT say 15% of the Orginal 63% - did IT??????????? :) :)...

By the way dont worry about who i ask this from. I asked people who are alot more educated than u. I asked people who actually did this from Democratic party in the state i live in. So im pretty confidant they know a heck of alot more than u.

This is soo typical of the JVP trying to play with words - remember how they UNPLUGGED the SL economy??? Remember how they wanted to have a lottery to reduce the cost of living...???

:) :)
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LK Information  20 Sep 2005 13:57:24 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Anizam,

i don't care in which state you live or what you do???one thing is for certain...you aren't capable enough to understand a simple logic like this by your self...and you even go after people to get a proper explanation for a simple maths like this...sooooo sad...(generally i don't insult the brain capabilities or educational qualification of others (except for the politicians) but since you started it i had to retaliate...sorry bro...truth hurts...isn't it???)

chao...

Edited By - muniraj16 - 20 Sep 2005 14:00:35 GMT
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Pera -

Yes ranil has messed up history. BUt is that what people are going to think about when they vote?

So you said earlier that the cost of living, the thousands still languishing in refugee camps - all that doesnt matter and people will still vote for Mahinda. BUt a historical mistake is going to cost ranil????? Yeah right....:) :) Keep dreaming my friend....

According this survery - Which MANY MAHINDA SUPPORTERS USED to show that he was going win. NOw the very same Survey says he is loosing alot of gound :) :). And it is Saying Ranils Campaign is gaining ground. Apparantly the historial mess up has had no effect. And Ranil hasnt really started his Campaign yet.

As for Karu organizing a bikku convention - EXCELLENT news. unlike Mahinda who is totally depending on the Radical sinhala vote, Ranil appeals to All communities including the moderates sinhalaese, which i believe is the vast Majority.

Pera - U are wayy over estimating the capabilities of the JVP. UNP has plenty of people who can match the Wimal weeransas - Rajitha Senerathne, Hemekumara, Keheliya, Tissa, So dont worry. Ranils campaign is yet to get on full swing. Where as Mahindas has been on FULL swing for the past few weeks. Remember Pera, Ranil is a man who has his cards very close to his chest. He will come up with a lot more at the correct time.

Hey did you see how Mahinda has RUN away from the TV debate???? Its a very pathetic situation indeed. Ranils communication skills are NIL compared to Mahinda, but still the Joker is RUNNING away. Tells us a lot about how confidant he is of himself ha???? :) :) :)

And the President hasnt come back from NYC yet (wink).....
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LK Information  20 Sep 2005 14:08:20 GMT  Report for Abuse  
Muniraj -

Let me explain this to you in Plain English...

When someone says '15%' it is '15% OF 100'...
When someone says '15% OF 63' Then its '15% OF 63'.....

WHERE ON EARTH DOES THE SURVERY SAY '15% OF 63'????????????
:) :)

I cant help but feel sorry for a A person who cant understand this Basic fact about Math..... :) :)

Yes Muni - the truth hurts. Mahinda has jumped into a mud whole by signing MOUs with the JVP+JHU and his support is plummetting, according to surverys that his own people used, just a few weeks ago. So yeah my friend, the truth hurts!!! :) :)
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Hey Pera - Did you read the interview with Keheliya on the Island this sunday???... Yeah after reading that im 150% convinced about every thing you say on this forum. :) :) Im convinced that Keheliya is mad at Ranil now (wink) :)

And did you hear how the government in Which Mahinda R is the PM has tried to lower the age of intimacyual consent to the age of 13???? :) :) Did you see the outrage it has created??? According to your logic this will bring in even more votes for Mahinda ha????? As i said earlier, going by your way of calculating votes, by the time the election is over, Mahinda might pile up about 150% to 200% of the votes :) :)!!!!

Edited By - anizam - 20 Sep 2005 14:23:19 GMT
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